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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... here we go with the:

Pat's the problem-thing. I got that farming. If it rained it was Pat's fault. If the wind was blowing too hard it was Pat's fault.

Just consider for a moment what it's like to be Pat.

For 17 years I've been staring down Satan's asshole and writing about it.

We got to be on a first-name basis. He said to say: "Hi"

First you gather the horrors. Then you pat them into a nice pile of horrors. Then you organize the horrors and write them down. Then you pretend that you have the skills to proof read for spelling and gramatical errors. Then you read the shit you wrote to consider that it must have been channeling the spirit of some crazy Frenchman from the dungeon of an insane assylum in the 1700s. Then you get it ready for print. Then you flip through the print copy to make sure that there were no errors.

You might read that shit once through and need a few horse tranqs and some whiskey. But Poor Old Pat has a subscription and discount card at Sam's club for both and that's just for ONE BOOK... 16 more to go!

On the seary ass side:

I do know what it is like to be physically and cognitively damaged, so it is hard to learn, maintain, and recall critical information. That's why I said in 2008 that memory is a SURVIVAL TRAIT.

So that I don't negate that statement:

We also have the obligation to connect those dots and do it ourselves because there was a wise profit J.D. who said: "....there is no one there to save me..."

I lived that for 40 years and prevailed with the same mother's milk that Ahab visited upon the whale.

Hate.

Hate for them and what they did sustained me through that entire time and fires my new clear furnaces to this very moment.

I've got some 110 V outlets that folks can plug into...

you might want some extra grounding.

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I don't think that is a wry smile on either of our faces but a grimmace due to the pumice trying to wear us down. I might be off in this but I wouldn't discount either of having a Rye smile...

Tillerless Bobbing Vessel.

Seriously, you need to hook up with Victory Palace. You're a poet.

ALL of the legends of the afterbirth are that we recycle through the Hells eternal. So, my new strategy is to be The Devil to The Devil. We might as well have some fun down here pissing off the Locals.

I'll have some asbestos T shirts printed up:

Crazier than a Shithouse Rat

And Proud of it !

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I would caution you that Haimie Weinstein will get wind of an idea like that and with endless venture capital develop YOUR idea and not even bother to give you a reacharound or a free shirt.

I've got so many ideas for commercial ventures but between the Japanese, Chinese and the Hasidese that have no patent agreements with the rest of the whirled they can have sweat shops cranking out stuff faster than you can say injection molding.

Often I try to imagine a meritocracy where They never existed.

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Pleas as Sims..

.. too funny..

And witty..

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Dude. Had to check you out to see if you were Stacking. And I don't mean silver.

You're in the Zone.

There is an added component before you raise your baton to lead the choir of Cherubim in praise...

Folks, given the criteria that you outlined, have the capacity to heal themselves,

IF AND ONLY IF they have the capacity to heal themselves.

That statement is not an absurdity if you consider (and I know you will) that if someone was damaged externally that led to internal changes that their cells can recover. But folks like me and the 1%ers and even a segment of the 19%ers are so messed up inside that all the rest, all of the UNDIGESTED BEST FOOD, may not bring someone back from the brink because their cells lack the capacity to heal. There are things that I just can't do because that Benzene that I'm talking about was from personal experience. That DNA is forever altered and shit ain't coming back. (unless Med Beds are real - but then monkeys might fly out of my ass).

You want control? You can't handle control!

Neither could the US military in AFRICA testing a malaria vaccine where they gave the other group RABIES SHOTS as a 'control'.

Butt, as you nose, you can't get a cohort of similar people to act as a control because people aren't similar. A placebo made of sugar pills might derange the physiology of someone reactive to sugar and I can smell chlorine in water down to parts per TRILLION, so ever water can't be a placebo.

Belief is the fetal position last resort for folks that don't understand the Scientific Method and can't divore themselves to total objectivity. I tested supplements and methods on myself with either no expectations or expectations that were so radically different from what happened that is is proof positive that thinking happy thoughts about Kansas and clicking your ruby heels together is just theater.

Physical things make physical things happen in a physical world.

As to "Nowhere to Go." when I was down and out in Los Angeles I got the now-amusing idea that "When you in the scum at the bottom of the barrel then from that vantage - Everything is Looking Up!"

So, the Nowhere to Go, when opposite day becomes: put your Kaiser helmet on with the spike on top, lower your head and charge forward right through the enemy because the only option we have is to take over since they took everything from us.

That, my Klingon Friend, is worth a hearty head-butt and a toothy smile.

Love your pithy meme at the end. Nice play on an old phrase.

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"......it was used by ancient shaman to ‘see the serpent’ and converse with it, the original plant was a hallucinogen......."

This made me laugh. I know it is all true but reminds me of the Ayuascha psy-ops.

I tkink 5 times is not just enough. It does not matter how many times you tell it how it is.

I argue the entire receptors bull crap theory.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I forgot about the yahoodywhassup nonsense. I know it's destroyed some lives. What fascinates me is the child-like trust that people give to total strangers and opening their bodies to total unknowns.

5 times expires in the 1990s. This is why I give only brief Romper Room explanations in the comments. If people don't get it on the first read they are not Red Hen level. It will take Red Hens to fix things. I'm not the person to run daycare, although I do talk alot about my fictional 3rd grade class. But I would have to have shaped their minds before they made it to 3rd grade.

The human body is too fragile: neurotransmitter sites that nonspecific plant toxins can bind too? That speaks to the notion that we were engineered by God and god has a fucked sense of humor to dick with us.

Enzymes built around zinc can be poisoned with mercury but the only way to displace the mercury is with toxic silver... and so on.

I had another analogy but it instantly slipped my mud pellet.

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subspacetechnician's avatar

*tips hat for helping ptsd victims

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

thanks for the asterisk.

I was just harvesting my website in lieu of it being disappeared at some undisclosed moment.

I found this:

http://www.vaccinefraud.com/franzetta--tributes-.html

I lasted about 19 years.

​Couldn't have held out for an even 20 from the year 2000.

Too much Evil.

The images under the Tribute section of FranZetta's work honoring the children who were murdered profoundly affect me even to this very moment. If you have not known loss, if you have not experienced State-Sanctioned Murder, then you might not be able to plumb the Depths of Hell. That's OK, we'll take you there, you can look over the Edge safely, we will not push you, but if you decide to jump on your own accord, just realize that there is no bottom.

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Some of our Hens got me through it, I buried it as I always have, got back on the Pale Horse and kept riding into battle. No need for drugs, or strange plants, or therapy. Why? Because I had done all of the physical body work for the past 40 years to be able to handle the grief. Grief is necessary as the swami said:

"It is not a sign of good mental health to be well-adjusted in a profoundly sick society."

So I threw in some Ignatia 200C homeopathy as well. Historically known for grief, but with a curious secret: It is based on the Saint Ignatius Bean that is 60x more toxic than the Strychnine tree nut. Given that I have a life history of chemical poisoning it is like getting two Harpies with one stone: Toxic body and toxic mind.

We're all war-damaged just from being born here in Hell.

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Wayne Lusvardi's avatar

In vitro studies show Vit C at high doses is a pro-oxident and has a cytotoxic effect on cells by generating hydrogen peroxide - N.L.Parrow, et al, Parenteral Absorbate as a Cancer Therapeutic -a Reassessment based on Pharmacokineticz, J. of Antioxid Redox, 2013.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I FORGOT that late at night to put in the significant bit of tid that ascaris roundworms disable our vitamin C. So, whereas a lemon or two would have gotten the mates back on deck, folks are self-medicating with insane levels of a teased out single component of a complex and burning themselves up from the inside in the process because what they did have in their system twernt goin' nowheres to begin with.

This is a Rube Goldberg disaster.

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all-rights-reserved's avatar

Yummy books..

Darn tasty this saying..

Ought to be made into a classical parable..

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Toxicanadian's avatar

"while weed puts some in such despair and paranoia that the PTSD would be preferable."

☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

Me

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I was loaned the movie American Beauty which is where I first came up against the notion that Can of Bliss was bread and re-bred for specific qualities.

RICKY

How much do you want?

LESTER

I don't know, it's been a while. How much is an ounce?

RICKY

(indicates bag)

Well, this is totally decent, and it's three hundred.

LESTER

Wow.

RICKY

(indicates another bag)

But this shit is top of the line. It's called G-13. Genetically engineered by the U.S. Government. Extremely potent. But a completely mellow high, no paranoia.

LESTER

Is that what we smoked last night?

RICKY

This is all I ever smoke.

LESTER

How much?

RICKY

Two grand.

LESTER

Jesus. Things have changed since 1973.

RICKY

You don't have to pay now. I know you're good for it.

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It was then that I started seeing other Canadians being taken down by the Devil's Tobacco.

Later I was told that in Belgium they were lacing the stuff with some unknown drug that made you CRAVE IT and chain smoke it all day long.

People have no idea the extent of how they are being played.

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PUBLIC LESS's avatar

So basically we have a situation here that the thing is charged like our bodies need, it is sized like our bodies need, it conforms like our bodies need, but nevertheless it is a nasty trick and deception. If we were in-formed about it in such a way as you write, Thank you! I imagine there would be all. People who do not want to touch it and continue looking for the source. People who go for it, it helps, it is amazing. People who go for it and it fails them, okey that was their own risk. But most importandly children who seek answers on what is right or wrong what is nature who to trust and have not encountered any of such problems would never ever have to touch any of dise buks on miricle cures or needs based on their so called receptors that they do not even have.

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