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Eric From PA's avatar

I was beginning to question where all these single mothers were coming from. Makes sense, Virgin birth. I thought they were swallowing the satanic seed of the great Watermelon 🍉

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

Makes sense .. The last trained assassins that THEY hired out were white coats w/ syringes & scientists.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Advanced Gaurd to soften everyone up for the final takedown.

Chemicull and Buyological followed by strategic and tacticull.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

The first round being more cost-effective since the victims pay for their own we upons.

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

History repeats. ...

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

So does Hell and improperly prepared bean burritos.

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

Speaking of weaponized doof.....

Just in.......Costco just released an Apocalypse Bucket "Doomsday Dinner Kit".

Do they know what's about to go down in America?

Costco wants to make sure you're well-fed when the zombie revolution begins or the aliens land.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

The concoction is probably laced with horse tranqs so that the Ziombies can walk up to you and eat your brains with no resistance.

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