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Toxi's avatar

Eye tink eye lurves yew PJ! 😍 🤣🤣

P. S.

Do not send me your 💩

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I love Yew Two.

I also love Arborvitae, Cedars, and Scots Pine.

At the end of the day I'm pooped so I'm fresh out.

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Toxi's avatar

Good!; 👍

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OK's avatar

Thanks again for the humor. Your witty mind's creation caused me to chuckle at a time I didn't feel like chuckling.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

My philosophy has always been:

If you are at the bottom of the barrel, then be of good cheer!

You could be impacted in the MUCK below the surface of the bottom of the barrel !

The fluid on the surface of the muck could be yellow...

DON'T DRINK IT!

But if it hasn't burnt your nose-hairs yet, then you're having a good day!

Cheers, my friend.

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Victory Palace's avatar

Cheers, PJ and thanks for the laughs!

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diana johnson's avatar

lol

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Gwyneth's avatar

Bless you for your sense of humour. You always make my day.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

It is possible that I could make your night as well, except that you're a Day Person and I'm a confirmed insomniac. I think that word is missin and extra "a".

Oprah was wrong: Like doesn't attract like:

You're a Morning Lark Cat Person and

I'm a Night Owl Dog Person.

It seems that Humor is the only thing I have sense in.

Stay tuned. This is the 'light duty' farm work, by the time I start pulling up 2" thick tap roots there will be a Comedy Club of mania spilling into the Stackway.

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

I surely enjoyed reading that! Thank You for the laughs!!!

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Dee's avatar

Ha ha ha ha ha. I did not expect that ending, that was so funny!

On a serious note, do you know what is more slippery than dog poop?

BEAR POOP. I am usually on the lookout but leaves had dropped over

the top. I went slip sliding down.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I was waiting for the Punch Line...

but then I realized you weren't joking.

I'll work on it...

What is more slippery than Ursa Poop covered by leaves?

BARE poop!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

My dear girl.

There are times when my twisted mind surprises and amuses ME !

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Dee's avatar

Luckily you share your musings with all of us.

Too funny.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I'd share my muesli with y'all...

but I ate it all...

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Dee's avatar

Bear shit.....BERESHIT.

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