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brandi's avatar

Tell us more about your success with adrenals I would have thought you would be improving and maintaining a more healthy weight if those were truly stabilized the classic burnout physical appearance that I see is no ass and quads and hamstrings as skinny as calves so basically stick legs

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Pain on the top of my kidneys all the time during farming season = detoxfying poisons constantly. Driven to seek adrenaline stimulation that just make Chinee aDetha Spilal worse!

Chromium over several months got rid of pain and slightly dampened the urge to jump out of perfectly good airplanes.

Weight problem not related to adrenals, not related to B1 status although that is complicated. Poisoned by pharm chemicals and arsine in semiconductor industry, so endocrine dysruptors and cysteine protein building pathways pretty much taken down like ducks at a carnival.

There is a point where deficiency and cellular damage can be corrected there is another point where breathing pure benzene and arsenic can destroy your DNA to the point of no return.

The studies by the military on how to rehabilitate starved soldiers requires FOUR THOUSAND ***EXTRA*** CALORIES per day for about a year OVER AND ABOVE the basal caloric intake for height and previous weight to be able to overcome the effects of starvation. I can only choke down 2000 extra calories per day so I haven't been able to prove if it is protein/energy malnutrition at the root of Captain Stickman.

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brandi's avatar

I gained a small amount of extra wieght by adding in 2 tablespoons of olive oil and 1 tablespoon of coconut oil.

I feel like dna damage and Mitochodrial inefficiency causes your body to burn more calories to maintain operations.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

It's a multifaceted problem. I did liver cleanses every two weeks for 4 years. For the first three years I was starving during the sessions because my bile was so clotted it couldn't emulify the fat thus give me calories because you have to fast during cleanse. It was brutal. Then one day my liver cleared to a point where it was getting digested and I was no longer starving the whole night through.

THEN you add in nuclear cell genetic damage coupled with mitochondrial genetic damage (it has its own DNA) and it is the perfect storm of throwing a wrench in the gears and parts start catapulting everywhere and then the smoke and then the flames and then the wailing and gnashing of teeth!

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brandi's avatar

Right on we had similar situations. I wasn't producing much bile and my stools went pale, my body was breaking down muscle and connective tissue to use as fuel because I also had pancreatic enzyme insufficiencies I went into full ketosis and turned into a skeleton.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Did you have frank enzyme insufficiencies from the pancreas? or was it that the common duct shares the pancreatic and bile ducts so that if one is clogged it can back the other up even to the point of keeping the enzymes from moving out so that it starts dissolving the pancreas?

Ketosis is a bitch. A B-vitamin complex can help detox that quickly but it is only a short term fix.

So, a liver cleanse keeps the common duct moving but if there are PANCREAS STONES (I never heard of them before but since I learned about Tonsil Stones I was ready to accept anything) then that requires more time to get the orange grit out of that organ. Chromium would be indicated when all of the clinker is gone.

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Kelly Pratt's avatar

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Geez 🙏🏻

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Swiss Geez?

or Cheddar Geez?

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OK's avatar

Trying to figure out this multifaceted problem is a nightmare. My brain is on overload. I don't have one the size of a planet like you my dear friend.

I hardly want to eat anymore. Eating 4000 calories above base caloric needs??!! No way can I do that. I never feel hungry. Nothing tastes good. I am loosing muscle mass lately. I feel like a train ran over me. I am frustrated. I want to fix myself, butt I see no light at the end of the damned loooong tunnel. I don't want to give up though.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

What I call the Jordan Cleanse starts with a parasite purge.

I had a bunch of fallen trees in my pine patch many years ago. But I lacked any motivation (we call it: Giveashit) to even get off the couch. One day I had noticed that I was not doing my weekly parasite cleanse maintenance so I took a hit of black walnut.

All of a sudden, Angels, Bluebirds, Sunshine and Giveshit. What I had ignored for YEARS was cleaned out in a day's worth of work.

When parasites consume your energy there is nothing left for the host. When buggers are dead you are indestructible.

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I hope that some folks will see this as not an analogy but a 1:1 equality with what is going on, on a Globe Hell level.

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Apetite is a tricky thing.

It can be from:

- Cardiac Cachexia = you have a weak heart. When we swallow we must hold our breath. The body in its wisdom and freakedthehelloutedness says: Oh, Hell, no! Homey tain't hoden he breath cuz we ain'ts gots enoughs air, cuz.

Just another example of the what the ancient Chinese called the Death Spiral. You can't hold your breath to eat so you can eat enough to breath.

- Cancer Cachexia = cancer at some point is a total system failure so apetite is low on the 'survival list'.

- Blood toxicity from a backed up Bowel. This is why the second phase of the Jordan Cleanse is a bowel purge.

- Blood toxicity from a backed up Liver. This is why the third phase of the Jordan Cleanse is a liver purge (over many YEARS).

- Blood toxicity from bad kidneys. This requires extensive lab tests to see the condition of the kidneys. There are those who claim that they can heal damaged kidneys. I've been on the problem since the year 2000 yet have no answers. The only thing left to us is to insure that they DON'T GET HURT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

- Brain signalling like impacts on the satiety center. Impaired sense of smell (ConYid did a number on people who STILL haven't gotten their sniffer back). I notice that when I put in foam earplugs to run loud equipment I can barely smell and taste really powerful foods. Pull the earplugs out and everthing goes back to normal.

- Something wrong in the mouth. Overgrowth of buggers puts off toxins. Those seep down into the stomach and the whole body gets sick from the poison. Sick animals don't eat.

- Lack of stomach acid. The body in its wizdumb will tell the host that unless there is sufficient stomach acid then food will ROT in the stomach so don't put anything down the gobhole. By age 40 we've lost 50% of our stomach acid production. I use liquid HCL. Some do better on Betaine HCL.

Just a few ideas off the top of muh haid.

Hope has to be replaced by two other 4-letter words: Hard Work.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

We tried every brand out there to get the same results as the Swanson's brand with no results. So whereas Source Naturals claims to have the cocarboxylase = diphosphate formula look at what these apes do on a regular basis:

- Sorbitol indigestible sugar alcohol. I don't need it to taste sweet.

- mannitol sugar alcohol related to mannose that can make some of us feel like we're going to pass out.

- sodium citrate. Why is a preservative needed if it is just pure B1?

- natural peppermint flavor. People with an integrated health plan would/should be using homeopathy. Peppermint is the #1 substance to avoid when using that therapy. WHY IS IT EVEN IN THERE? It contributes NOTHING. I've tasted active B1 and it's not good but man-up and just suck down the capsules that no one will taste anyway? What in the hell is wrong with these people? They're doing it WRONG on purpose.

- magnesium stearate. The guy that started swansons is a pharmacist. He went into a rage when I sent a suggestion to the company to have a limiter for supplements that DIDN'T have stearates in them. Maybe he owns stock in the soapy paint hardener? It doesn't need to be in there either evidenced by their GOOD B1 under their own name that had laurate instead of stearate.

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Mahwah Azet's avatar

Your comments are worth of another Substack 🤣

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Or another fireside chat with Corn Neck Shun Mo Sheen.

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Mahwah Azet's avatar

...When it comes to selenium in Sunflowers, I asked a friend who I found out grows Russian Mammoth grey stripe sunflower if her plants turn after the sun, she said yes. I told her about the farmer talking about sunflowers turning AWAY from the sun....she said she didn't noticed that. Then I am thinking, is it because the farmer's sunflowers behind him were NOT Russian MGS sunflowers and were hybridised/GMO'd??? Until I have them growing (and different variety) I wouldn't know...

Vitamin series mentioned in this substack....B12 I remember was taken off of JuTube because of "misinformation" it is still available here: https://archive.org/details/b-12_20230313

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

thanks for all of the Information, Miss.

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OK's avatar

That link is a GEM. Thank you for this.

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Wayne Lusvardi's avatar

Thiamine deficiency has same symptoms as the bugaboo COVID.

The Grim Reaper Uses a Stealth Vitamin B1 Deficiency (Beriberi), Hidden Behind the Covid-19 Coronavirus Pandemic

By Bill Sardi

April 22, 2021

LINK https://www.lewrockwell.com/2021/04/bill-sardi/the-grim-reaper-uses-a-stealth-vitamin-b1-deficiency-beriberi-hidden-behind-the-covid-19-coronavirus-pandemic-as-breathless-loved-ones-silently-slip-into-their-graves/

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Do you ever wonder if the vegan diet is wrong for you? Not gettin' down on that way of eating, did it for over ten years myself, just know that some people don't tolerate it at all. I have a lot of Indian blood. The red kind 😏. Found out this is not a diet that can nutritionally sustain us.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5UTUVnGxB8&list=PL3G9IO0kd5QquB9jZ5FbfrHq1s_RveBY5&pp=iAQB

3 videos

CytoMitoGeno Pathology

The situation never had anything to do with diet.

THEY destroyed our ability to assimilate anything.

By 1800 AD the entire population of the world had begun a genetic polution that some of us Hens have been working 16 years to discover how to erase.

Constrast working sometimes 13 hour days in oppressive heat that would wither any Gen Z'er on just a vegan diet when I used to eat 1.5 pounds of beef per day sometimes with 3 eggs per meal PLUS a full meal of side dishes, had no more capacity for work I do now, was spending HUNDREDS of dollars more on food, and NEVER GAINED A SINGLE POUND OF WEIGHT.

The dialectic is to focus on the diet instead of the damaged physiology.

Then the Universe smiled on me and broke two teeth from bone chips in the meat and that was the end of the Age of Meatasaurus.

Plants and trees are noble beings that have calmness and wisdom and they will impart that to those that consume it just like those who eat herd animals emulate that input.

You are what you eat.

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Kelly Pratt's avatar

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I was about to confess that I am an ape, as this stack and the comments are doing my head in trying to follow...but I do have head pain today, and I get this comment perfectly...so perhaps I will cut myself some slack.

Your sharing is, once again, extraordinarily generous...much gratitude 🙏🏻

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

you're getting the Neo download of 40+ years of suffering leading to knowledge in a single drink from the firehose, so no worries.

It seems the simple solution is to merely have a headache every day then you will get what I'm talking about all the time - however, there are those who said that what I'm talking about GIVES them a haddock.

The video series is technical but you should be able to get bits that you can relate to out of the material.

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Kelly Pratt's avatar

That is a load of suffering 😔

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

OK, then: take two hard-thoughts and call me in the moaning.

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Kelly Pratt's avatar

I am not sure you picked up on my empathy. I was referring to your 40+ years of suffering. Unless I got that wrong.

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Diane G.'s avatar

So, why is chromium picolinate bad for the kidneys?

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Because Chris Barr said so an I trust his assessment.

No, kidding. Not being my usual flippant self. For the past 22 years I have been doing nothing but collecting data without a break so when someone with credibility says something I budget my time by not fact-checking it because of the Jordan Meme: If it sounds bad - it's probably true.

When we dig deeper we find that Picolinic Acid is an isomer of Niacin. Me and Niacin have had a Beware of Dog relationship for some time now. Miracle for some and monster for others. I'm in the Other's Category. Niacin can cause the flushing reaction that is devastating if you are already high histamine. I nearly went unconscious during a sauna session using niacin as a flushing agent.

What we have to ask is Why That Molecule? There are many chelating agents out there for many valences of minerals. Couldn't it have been something less controversial?

The Cruciferate was my choice because it was chelated by natural plant processes and I proved its efficacy (I did NOT just use that word) on myself.

The fact that we are being caught in a pincer movement of millie tarry proportions where something safe and effective (What is wrong with me?) has just been disappeared and replace with something questionable and it is the ONLY choice of no-choice just drips of sinister harm lurking in the not-so-shadows.

As you can see, I don't take anyone completely at face value, because Chris was suggesting Brewers Yeast supplements and I'm totally opposed to them. I can't even bein the same room with yeast. But this will always be the case with any supplement or life-chemical found in food. Some thrive on it, others are destroyed by it because of what was uniquely ruined in our genes by vaccines.

In all of these years I have never found a way to heal damaged kidneys so I err on the side of caution.

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Diane G.'s avatar

Okay, that was pretty detailed. Thank you. So, what kind of test should be done to determine if I’m ruining my precious kidneys? A recent CT scan revealed I have a stone.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Here's the food chain:

A doctor is just a slut of the insurance industry. So they have to JUSTIFY any tests that they run. What EVERYONE should have is a 24-hour urinalysis where you pee in what we call a gas-can, leave it on ice or in the refrigerator then bring it in and they get a CLEAR picture of Creatinine levels and Glomerular Filtration Rate GFR. They can also run other tests with that volume of urine.

BUTT no one is allowed to go to the BEST TEST FIRST. They will charge you at least $12 (I've been out of this for years) to do a dipstick test that you could have done at home to SEE if you have any problems, then do follow up tests IF INDICATED. They have to explain to their masters why they are doing the tests.

There are also blood tests for creatinine and gfr ratios so you might convince them to do both blood and urine because you have the excuse of a stone.

What kind of stone?

The other game these bastards play is if they do any kind of procedure from surgery to laser to lithotripsy the will get samples of the object but NEVER tell the victim what the chemistry is.

Knowledge is power. If you make the standard stones then taking lemon juice every day before breakfast and melt them over time. If you make uric acid stones the lemon juice WILL MAKE THINGS WORSE so you MUST TAKE BAKING SODA - witch, in turn, would make the standard stones worse if you had those instead.

See why they won't tell you? It is enslavement to pain, suffering, organ failure and death if they withhold simple information.

I can't advise because I'm not a doctor butt, more impotently: We don't know what your stone chemistry is...

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Mahwah Azet's avatar

… someone asked me recently if have any trick for “stones” in the body.

This came from another friend some 20 years ago. Since this is food it should be okay. What would the encyclopedia Jordanica say?

- 5 organic lemons🍋

- 30 cloves of organic garlic (3 bulbs +/-)

- 1 litre of water (non-chlorine)

Cut up WHOLE lemons.

Peel garlic, cut in pieces (not too small)

Put it in a pot with water. Bring it to boil and SIMMER for 20-30mins.

Let it cool and strain in a glass bottle with a plug, put it in the fridge.

Drink one shot (ounce) a day, doesn’t matter if on empty stomach or after you ate. Drink until the bottle is empty (2 weeks+/-)

Should dissolve /soften excess calcium (kidney stones, gallbladder stones, tartar/plaque on teeth)

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

eJORD sayeth:

Readeth thou my words previous and heed them well.

About 80% of stones are made of calcium, magnesium phosphorus, oxalates, and various forms of concrete. Therefore a general recipe for those stones will indeed dissolve the plaque AND your teeth from the fruit acid and SULFURIC ACID from the garlic.

Butt, my children of the corns: If thou dost haveth the stones of the acid of Urea, then thou shalt surely be sore and woe unto thy kidneys for the FORMATION of the other 20% of stones that will happen becaues for the lack of knowledge my people see Medikill Docked Whores!

YOU MUST KNOW THE STONE CHEMISTRY OR YOU ARE PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH AN ONCOMING TRAIN WHILE TIED TO THE TRACK.

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Lady Morgana's avatar

I still have some from Ecological Formula's. 2019. I had taken some recently with some iodine.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

People ask me all the time if it is OK to take mineral supplements past the date on the bottle.

Minerals themselves have no expiration. Since it is made with plant powder if it was kept in a cool, dry place then it should be fine indefinitely.

I take iodine alone so that it will not bind to anything since it is a reactive halogen that sticks to anything it touches. So, I take it first thing in the morning let it do its job for at least a half an hour or more and then go about my day. Since iodine should give energy, sometimes I go right to work and find a couple hours later that I had forgotten to have breakfast.

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Bravo! I have studied natural healing and natural medicine since 1976. I was always curious as to why the Mafia that calls itself "our government" made all cannabis illegal when it has killed zero people in 10,000 years. Schedule ONE, right up there with really dangerous drugs that have no medical use. I had a serious accident in 2013 that put me in a coma for 11 days, smashed my right eye socket, cracked my jaw in many places, tore the tendons on either side of both knees, almost tore my thumbs off, and destroyed my right forearm. My eye socket and forearm are titanium now. The nerve damage to my face was so bad that they didn't think I would be able to talk when I came out of my coma. I could not feel my upper jaw and most of my face above my cheeks.

I tell you this so you can get a sense as to why I had to find something to heal me. I can't take Big Pharma shit; my body doesn't like poisons. I began extracting from the hemp plant in 2016, and what I found is one good answer to why these monsters control the cannabis so tightly. I extracted the pure frequency of the plant and made it into a spray for the skin.

When applies to my skin, it stopped the pain in my thumbs, stopped me from almost falling from the torn tendons on the outsides of my knees, healed my carpel tunnel, skin cancer, and nerve damage to a good degree.

A friend of mine had arthritis in her hands so bad that she could no longer work. I took her the spray, and she applied it to her hands. The pain was gone right away, and the swelling was visibly less in 5 minutes. In 3 days, she was back to work. She still uses the spray.

It turns out that high frequency is the key to your good health. The monsters know it, and if some genius autist figured out how to extract it and use it to heal many types of pain and disease, Big Pharma could be in trouble.

That being said, I now approach the real underlying problems that cause nearly every disease and pain: low body frequency, parasites, fungus and mold. Candita is caused by yeast. These parasites in your body surround themselves with toxic heavy metals, yeast (Candita), funguses and mold to protect them from your body. These deadly parasites go to the lowest frequency parts of your body and cause disease there. They cause you to have cravings for the shit that they like too. Processed white sugar is high on the list.

So, what do the monsters do? They load deadly parasite eggs into vac.cines, chemtrails, water...you get the picture. Deadly parasite eggs were found in every make of the COW-vid "vac.cines".That is why they are kept so cold...so they don't hatch before being injected. They lower our body's physical frequency with toxic zero-frequency "food" to give the little demons a good home and spray heavy metals down upon us in chemtrails along with funguses and molds to keep these parasites safe and comfy in your body.

The word "parasite" was replaced with the word "virus" in medical literature in the early 1980's. The Jues are name-changers and name-stealers. Change it back and you have a good answer as to what the major factor is behind all HIV-AIDS diseases (there are many), and nearly every disease and pain that we feel.

Microparasites inside of cells cause cancer along with the lowest body frequency which is where they go. These parasites were found to be a cause of cancer in 1972, so this has been known for a LONG time. These scientists took a sample of cancer from a patient and put it on a slide. They then heated it over an open flame to 158 degrees. That killed the human cells, but the parasites were still alive. (See my videos about cancer under Kim Paddock on Youtube and Rumble)

When the Chinese say that parasites are demons, here's your proof. These microparasites can live in hell and not die. They control people through cravings, cause myocarditis, mental illnesses, cause deadly diseases and pain and so much more.

So, what kills them? High frequency. I added this high frequency extract to all of my products. I have skin care products and internal products like Victory Oil which took me over a year to develop. Victory Oil and Holy Oil are strong antiparasitics. Victory Oil contains natural vitamins and minerals as well, but you need to read the list of ingredients on my site to see what it can and has done. See www.miracle-products.com I'll get off of my soapbox for now or risk sounding like a commercial shill.

I don't care about the fake money, and I give a fair amount of my products away to the needy.

If you want to see what these Jues have really done to kill you under the pretense of getting you healthier, watch my video "Synthetic Vitamins are Toxic Waste! Vitamin B3 is Rodent Bait!".

Don't buy those vitamins at the store. Ascorbic acid is not "vitamin C", citric acid is. If you want to see what you are dutifully putting into your body for the sake of "your health", type in the names of the ingredients into your search bar followed by "SDS" (safety data sheet). Most of them say "Not for human consumption" and give a range of toxicity from 1 to 4, which is deadly. I guarantee that you will throw out "vitamins", breakfast cereals, and food.

I need to go help save the world now. Thank you for your time. Get well...this SIM requires a lot of energy.

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Thanks for posting. That's quite a story of recovery. I have never used Can Of Bliss and would never from anything sourced in the USA because in the 1980s the GOVERNMENT was hybridizing 15+ foot tall TREES of it in Maui. Godnose what they turned it into.

The ancient chinese texts called it the Celestial Gift because it was used for many things including TETANUS. I can't confirm or deny the efficacy of its use, but this is what the ancients said about it. But back then there weren't any GMO projects going on that I could discern.

I'm looking forward to seeing your videos and following the trail you left on the Hell Bugs.

Regarding your last comment on the SIM requiring energy, it is my considered opinion that they have access to what is called Free/Void/Vacuum energy in limitless supply because you can't sustain this much Evil against the BALANCE of nature without artificial input. Wouldn't it be fun for the baby in diapers to find Daddy's Ghun and point it at him with a smile on baby's face?

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I am soooo glad to have found your substack packed with jacked smack for my brain. Your humor is inviting while delighting, not dividing...subscribed.

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Glad to have you. Your handle (in my mind) is a curious mix of the possibility of a cross between Kom Rad K. Lash Nigh Cough and the sound that the brainaliens made in the movie Mars Attacks!

With apple O geez if those are initials.

Jack is my co-writer, Smack is my middle name, but we here at Vaccinefraud, caution our subscribers to Read Responsibly: Always have a handful of Horse Tranqs handy and just like scuba diving, don't go alone! Bring a buddy. Nitrogen Narcosis is real.

Meet you back on the surface. The island girls are preparing a nice tofu BBQ on the beach with some topped coconuts with those festive little umbrellas in them.

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Lucky you, play some volleyball for me. That icon I have used for ten yrs is a 1940s travel poster for Alaska that gets mangled and reduced so it prob looks like porn to some. But aye, I am from AK where 360degree awareness is advised and a smile to a man is a come-on. This grrrrl would not have lived long enough to build a house alone, or survive the jobs I've had without some raw attitude. Thanks for the welcome.

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I love vintage and retro art. It looked like a Norman Rockwell kinda thing.

AK. Missed that one by a mile. And you've got miles and miles of polar bears...

I like attitude: raw, deep fried, baked or lightly sauteed.

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"You would be in **reeeeel trouble** here then. I am the vintage queen. Had a landmark store austinTX during the music scene growup--**SRV** practice house 2doors down..."

Do you mean I would be in: **Double Trouble**?

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