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jackfruit's avatar

cool, she deserved to die, made my day!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I was told (because I didn't know) that billionaires (never hung out with them)

CAN'T:

fly their own planes

steer their own yachts

drive their own cars

cook their own meals

dress themselves

It's possible that she was waiting for someone else to come and kick the window in for her.

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Christine the Strawberry Girl's avatar

Because they are the chosen ones. The good news is they will always be trapped here in their material world. They signed the contract.

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OK's avatar

My sister owns a Tesla car. I tell her about how dangerous they can be, but she won't listen. I never want to ride in it.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

We used to joke about OnStar getting a hold of your car, locking the doors and driving it into a lake. This is why they had the old car buyback decades ago, took them to the desert and poured acid in their blocks so that no one could use them.

These creatures have the patience of poisonous spiders.

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Donna Leonard's avatar

Lost me when she “tapped” the screen! This woman was suicided and her Billionaire husband’s albatross tapped,tapped all the way to hell! Poe was so far ahead of his time! McConnell has since resigned and his Chinese wife,Elaine sister of the albatross, will bask in the glory of her corrupt family and their ties to the US gov’t by... Elaine Chao ~ Sec of Labor(Bush), Sec of transportation (Trump) ... bet she transported some illegal Chinese into the good ole US of A. All a movie! And yes, jackfruit, she did deserve to die as they all do...

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Ah... The Future:

Me: I'd like a pickup at 8am.

Them: Yes, Mr. Jordan. We'll send a self-driving car for you right away.

Me: Why aren't there any seatbelts in this taxi?

Car: You won't need them.

Me: Why are you driving 100 mph in a school zone?

Car: We want to get you to your destination as quickly as possible.

Me: Can't you see that concrete barrier ahead?

Car: Yes.

Me: Didn't I fill out enough CAPTCHA's ? You're headed right for it!

Car: We're almost at your programmed destination Mr. Jordan

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Dee's avatar

Firstly an anagram of TESLA is E-LAST. We can only hope. Secondly, that gals names made me laugh, CHAO’S is CHAOS.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

only you would find CHAOS in ORDER.

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