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OK's avatar

Seriously? Banning showels?

WTF?

Got to like these comments:

@terrahillfarm

4 hours ago

History shows us that after they take your shovels, they will usually dig a hole for you. 😳

@StephLa

5 hours ago

You forgot the part where they plan on sending the shovels to Ukraine to aid in digging their own graves. Im curious what they are planning that they feel no one should have shovels.

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Kristina Renee's avatar

Thanks for sharing this, Patrick

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Certain things "trigger" me instantly. Had to Stack it. It's a reflex reaction.

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

I Love this guy!

Notice he mentioned Mao, Stalin & Hitler took the "shovels" ??

They took the OTHER stuff too...another SIM sync!! lol

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Dude's just preachin' to our generation.

The husks with text neck won't even know what the fuck he's talking about.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Existential Crisis Alert!

Where's the USB cord for that shovel?

Or does it run off of wall current?

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

Fine. Have it your way... I like my version of reality better. :)

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

You deserve a break today

so get up and get away

to McStalins.

He took everything away

there's nothing to eat today.

Mao chased all the sparrows away

to bring Famine.

Hitler designed really fancy clothes

the retired in Brazil with prob'ly lots of Hoes.

Still alive like Elvis?

No one nose...

You can have your reality better with butter

the extra grease helps clear away the clutter

Your best friends are all top-flight nutter

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

You've won me over

I see the light

Those guys were creeps

You win this fight.

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Dee's avatar

I love this vid....GOT SHOVELS?

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

some people have shovels in spades...

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Dee's avatar

That was a great one!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I got the Scoop while I was Troweling around the internet that some shovels are really Crumby.

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Dee's avatar

You are so quick witted!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I come from a long line of Witts.

Our family tree proudly represents my first cousin Half, and my uncle Dim.

He was given a royal appointment that made him Baron of Grey Matter. (stole that one from the 3 stooges).

Great Grandpa Quick is no longer with the Witts so he is now numbered among the Quick & The Dead.

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Dee's avatar

I am laughing so hard, that was freaking PRICELESS! You are the ultimate WITT man, Whitman, father of free verse!

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Lady Morgana's avatar

LMAO... I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT PUT THIS ONE UP. With the insane more gun ban here. And our gov is giving the guns to Ukraine. Or so they say. How well will they do with these ones now on the list. Canada is the last place you want to live. No one can even afford rent here.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

You are my Meme Dealer and Arbitor of Truff. With the way Canukia is going it will be the Abattoir of Truth.

{and yes... Victory Palace, I would always be pleased if you 'stole' phrases like that}

I shit thee not, just yeaster day I heard on NPR (National Puke Regurgitators) that some guy in NYC was being prosecuted for excessive force for whacking another guy who was a threat on public transportation, and IMMEDIATELY the next story was how Is Ra EL had just balmed Lebanon.

No one can have seen Stay Tuned with Ritter and Dawber to ever think we are in anything other than a Satanic SitCom.

Want to prosper in North Harmerica? Ditch all of your I.D. and say No English! No English! sneak over the border and they'll give you everything.

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