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May 13Liked by Patrick Jordan

Here's an exercise for you. Assign the appropriate humans to the following hierarchy of demons.

https://www.ranker.com/list/hell-demons-hierarchy/jodi-smith

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It sounded fun until I read the descriptions.

Not being rude or dismissive: I reviewed all of the pretenders for the thrown that I would put under those names but the crossovers of evil of them all made me default to my latest meme:

All Of The Above.

Lewdness and Lust couldn't even be awarded to Stormy Dan Heels and Orange Man when you have a Altzymer Old Man that sniffs people like a dog with its nose up your butt.

See?

I thought I was up to the tisket a tasket but my moldy green and yellow basket had the bottom fall out.

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Witches not to say that I would not like to see what kind of ranking of the rank monsters you might have for us.

Did I do all of the proper double-negatives for that to come out right?

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May 13Liked by Patrick Jordan

I simply thought it might be a fun game for you but I am definitely not up to the task, being quite politically naive. I automatically assign most politicians to Hell.

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Now... see?... I'm picturing you with an asbestos hair net, an ashtray nearly full of cigarette butts (some still smoldering) and you holding a nearly warn-out rubber stamp (with red ink) that says: DOOMED on it while your stamping the papers of the Damned in an endless line, as you yell: "NEXT!"

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May 13Liked by Patrick Jordan

That's my alter-ego.

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I left my ego at the altar.

I left my hart (it was a really big deer) in San Francisco.

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