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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I try so hard to get these Stacks out fast that I forgot to link to Phil Colins'

Something In The Air Tonight.

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Nuno's avatar

Shit is indeed is the Air My Friend!

Love is not in the Air butt Shit.

Im also one that are sensitive to smell's .

KAKA interesting CACA in Portuguese means Shit.

This was one in the stack that makes me smille.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Better a smile than a grimmace.

Shit by any other name is still Shit.

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GeoffPainPhD's avatar

Thanks for the Brooks reference. I prefer not to log in to websites to get such documents.

In case you have not seen it

https://geoffpain.substack.com/p/endotoxin-inhalation-hazard

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Mahwah Azet's avatar

....I was trying to download the information. I didn't know I have an account there FREE (I don't pay for that stuff) but forgot password. SO, I had to "fill in" some information so they can collect info on me. Instead of "preselected options" I clicked on "fill in" where I simply put "." (a period symbol) and it allowed me to click "next" button. Program does not differentiate between coherent or non-coherent rants....hope that helps in OTHER intrusive questions where without answering them you 'can't ' go to the next page :-)

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Banditos by The Refreshments:

Well, give your ID card to the border guard

Yeah, your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Of the United Federation Of Planets

'Cause he won't speak English anyway

And everybody knows

That the world is full of stupid people

So meet me at the mission at midnight

We'll divvy up there

And everybody knows

That the world is full of stupid people

Well, I got the pistols, so I'll keep the Pesos

Yeah, and that seems fair

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

That ties in with My latest...

Money Has Bought This Poisonous World (article): https://amaterasusolar.substack.com/p/money-has-bought-this-poisonous-world

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Wayne Lusvardi's avatar

Pat

from Wayne

FROM AI

Starting with an average daily amount of about 14 ounces (400 grams), the total poop production in a week's time would be about 6 lbs. (2.8 kilograms). In a year, a single person would yield about 320 lbs. (145 kg) of poop — just a little more than an adult panda weighs.Mar 21, 2018

How Much Do You Poop in Your Lifetime? - Live Science

Live Science

https://www.livescience.com › 61966-how-much-you-p...

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I was wondering what the per capita (per buttica?) numbers might be. The averages given only refelect municipal waste unless the guys that suck the septic tanks are adding their soup to the mix.

I never went looking for the data you provided because I didn't know where to start. I guess it is obvious that all I had to do was query the A.I. "How much shit are people full of."

Although that might have garnered an existential answer.

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Wayne Lusvardi's avatar

Pat

Remember when I pointed out that the number of bathrooms in a home and the size of the household has some bearing on spread of disease? Airborne poop which hypothetically could carry a bacteriophage (which is a virus)? But could transfer through the skin from touching a surface with bacteria (toilet seat or sink or door handle). In the old South there were slave encampments with only one toilet for hundreds of people. So much for those who say there are no viruses and no contagion. Question: So, where can we find the truth about viruses? Answer: We're sitting on it?

Cultures where people eat food with their hands (tacos, burritos, cabbage rolls, fast food) can theoretically spread viruses.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Nope! No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

There is no such thing as Commie You Call Disease.

It's all about the Stress of a Bad Hair Day that leads to psychosomatic illness.

Giardia dysentery doesn't come from single celled parasites.

It's racist to call them parasites because they are cells just like us.

It's assigning guilt by ass sew sigh a shun. You drink bad water, you pick up a lonely cell that just wants to say Hi to you because microbes are our friends, but it was the unkind words that someone said to you on the internet that makes your body clean out the toxins via diarrhea.

People just need to get on board that if you can rename Herpes as Love Blossoms then it's actually a blessing and that is why so many want to share that blessing with others.

Regarding your last sentence citing that Cultures of people who shit then don't wash their hands are spreading cultures of microbes to themselves and others, might at one time have been a useful Darwinian trait to weed out the dumbasses. But given that the governmente actually fosters the growth and survival of dumbassery, I think that Evolution is now a non sequitur.

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