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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I wouldsn't not know. They keepeth us in the Dark until the appointed time when springeth the billious uponeth us. Every year they tarry and are late, but every year when tribute is nigh they expecteth it on time.

Didst thou harken to the news that some Torn of the Nee hath said that ALL property tribute is of the Constitution of the U.N. ? Thus the prophet wants to recind the profits.

Still might I Stacketh upon it, for the ramifications are profound.

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wörterbuch's avatar

According to Celia Farber stack, Drumpf spiritual advisor promises heavenly blessings and thy own personal angel for protection for a contribution of $1000. Would that be archangel michaEL who durst not bring a railing accusation against the devil?

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Confused though I be, I petition thee to expound as to whom the contribution confers?

Be it upon us lowly Payors of Tribute?

Or upon those who exact such pains?

Being Old and Frail I covet much the railing that allows me to ass end the stairway to Heave On.

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wörterbuch's avatar

Just read Spooner's take on taxes written 1867. It ranks with thy comment on paying tribute on post Goofer Dust, pure genius.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

There are just a few people I would have liked to hung out with in history. Lysander was one. Samuel Clemmens was another.

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

Truly wish I was not targeted, elderly, disabled, denied assistance, lost everything, destitute, and homeless, sheltering on a friend's floor and using Their web on My 15+ year old laptop. I'd help out if I could.

Still I work to remove that psychopath-promoting tool that accounts for the energy We add into a system at its foundation.

Accounting For the Energy We Add (article): https://amaterasusolar.substack.com/p/accounting-for-the-energy-we-add

And then... We ALL will live richly on OUR planet...

I Want What's Mine (article): https://amaterasusolar.substack.com/p/i-want-whats-mine

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Victory Palace's avatar

Hilarious take PJ. The absurdity of dealing with the shistem is reaching new heights on a level with the film “Brazil” or 1984.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

That's on the Re-Seiving End. Wait for the next Stack when I cover trying to SEND something within a plugged sewer system that backs up on you!

New Heights: Starting at -666 we achieved a postive motion in the direction of -665.666.

Brazil on vacation in 1984, or 1984 vacationing in Brazil.

Our ancestors had to be delusional to call this Life and be totally impotent to not warn us that everything was one stick away from a Jenga Disaster.

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Victory Palace's avatar

Looking forward to seeing the next stack as always.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Are you ever vexed by the common Turn of A Phrase?

What if we had eyes in the back of our skulls?

Wouldn't we be Looking Backward to the next stack?

Then that snowballs into how difficult it would be to hold a newspaper behind you so that you could read it.

Then THAT brings you into the realm of clothing design nightmares...

I'm in group therapy but it doesn't seem to be working.

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Victory Palace's avatar

I think Rene Magritte would approve of this image 😆😆😆

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Tony C.'s avatar

Idiocracy was a documentary

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wörterbuch's avatar

Kristi yahoodess Noem's new $60,000 rolex equal in size to bug-eyed Lori Lightfoot.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Gud Lawd!

Dat mean: Hotfoot's eyes be woith A Hunnah and Twenay Thousan' Dollahs!

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Toxicanadian's avatar

I can't find the post on which we were discussing the fish tank additive that I used, to balance pH and add anaerobic bacteria, so Imma drop this here. I found it today while I was shopping for toxoplasmosis deposit material.

https://photos.app.goo.gl/L1Q7LWBCW2P1kTvLA

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Toxicanadian's avatar

Notice the info on the product describes how it *inoculates*. 😉

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

inoculate can be innocuous.

Unless it is SPORE FORMING ORGANISMS (which it is) that is damned near impossible to eliminate.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Thanks for this.

I found some information on it that requires its own stack.

I couldn't find any history on when it was first marketed. Even tried Google Patents. I'm sure the A.I. doesn't want me to know because I have a grand suspicion on this.

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Toxicanadian's avatar

Probably when aquarium enthusiasts like my grandfather started inventing stuff to make the hobby easier. I guess the 40s and 50s? It's a fairly new hobby, as is anything that requires electricity 😜

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