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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Hey Kids, since I Stacked (I wiped off the excess) I found that you can go into the New Improved Adobe DC (dumb cunts) and select DISABLE NEW FEATURES from the menu and all of a sudden the old style that a blind man could navigate came back and all of the webpage to PDF fuckshunality that was A.I. buggered NORMALIZED.

So, I not only found how to prevent the bastards from jiggering me with auto-non-erotic updates, but how to bring it back to a version that didn't cause my daily visits to my Sigh Co-Anal List get beyond my financial capability. It's like Valium in the USB drive.

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UPDATE!

I think these machines have shitzophrenia or are compromized beyond the capacity of malware detectors to detect, but that return to Norm Assy that the Save As PDF acquired once I ditched the A.I. bullshit RE-ASS-CERTED itself within a few saves!

I've got two opt shuns: Either build a computer with the software from scratch - or go amish.

I hate computers - can't write software - and despise beards with no moustaches.

What's option three?

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Kelly Pratt's avatar

🤣 the presentation was hilarious. Thanks for sharing…have been using Adobe for years…bad form Adobe 😡

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Do you have the original CDs where you actually OWNED the program outright?

I wish I could have afforded their entire suite when it was on disk and then they could just bugger themselves. Updates are useless so I can't imagine how things could have been made better over the years.

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Kelly Pratt's avatar

I think I managed to get a student deal way back when. I will go looking 😀 👍

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