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Oct 29Liked by Patrick Jordan

I hates dem joos

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Oh, Hon, the feeling was mutual before you ever learned that they wanted us Orkined off the planet. (Do you have the bug exeterminators Orkin up North?)

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Oct 30Liked by Patrick Jordan

Yepsie doodle. Sure do

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But these ones elicit a giggle, erry time I see a truck:

https://photos.app.goo.gl/iL4WWRkSvPvffD4Z8

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Oct 29Liked by Patrick Jordan

I only have one purpose in this life to be the punisher, the exterminator and the TERMINATOR of the vermin infesting this planet.

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Call the OK Orkin man.

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Oct 30Liked by Patrick Jordan

Was getting pissed off with the first video keep contradicting everything he said!! Then he finished it with a sponsor about privacy LOL wasn't lost on me and I'm thick is fuck

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Bless you My Child.

I got to that part, shouted out loud: You've got to be fuking kidding me! then turned it off.

If I ever met anyone other than us that told the truth, I think that I'd fall over and need a defibrillator.

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