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Kristina Renee's avatar

Thanks for the heads up, Patrick. I already have 21 of your books and am reading as big of a chunk at a time as I can handle. So much of your material goes over my head, but it is well worth any price.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Thanks for your purchases and kind words.

Since 2008 I have offered to explain things to people who didn't get material in my radio shows, videos, or books. Very few people took me up on it because many folks don't know what it is that they don't know so they have no point of reference to ask the questions.

Because the material is highly technical there is a requirement to have passing knowledge of many different disciplines so I've tried to Farm Boy it as best I could, but there is a point where if you don't have the background it's all going to be Charlie Brown's Parents talking (if you get that reference).

I HATED chemistry in high school. Turns out that chemistry and biochemistry became my life due to chemical allergy (liver cleanses fixed that) so now I'm officially a Geek and the propeller on my head sprouted spontaneously because of epigenetic triggers.

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

Again I will offer...

Money Motivates the Most Marvelous Manifestations! (article): https://amaterasusolar.substack.com/p/money-motivates-the-most-marvelous

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Exit stage left's avatar

Three jeers for the man with a thousand paper cuts!

Like the guys in the film's that gets cut in half by a samurai sword butt are still in one piece.....for a bit...

Since you won't be using this space soon, can I use it to advertise my own substack? and alternative medicine?

I'm only selling high dose proven cures-

Arsenic, lead and sledgehammers.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Please share when there is a discount code.

I'm always in the market for all three!

My favorite Three Stooges with a Sledgehammer line:

"When I nod my head - hit it!"

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Exit stage left's avatar

Man....

You might as well put your profit up to 80%.

Soon El-bay and Hamazon will be the only one's selling your " not in print" books " second hand- smart dusted" for $500. LuLu will be flushed.

Everybody has had their chance to offer a miniscule energy gift to you, for your 25 years of yahood bullshit dissemination: by buying a book : witch they could have got their investment back 1000 fold in actionable knowledge, simply by reading it!

Put your profit up to $500 per book and I'll buy one, since Pay-Pill won't let me send you a gift., And I've already got a copy of all of your books. { I'm inexorable;)}

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

That's actually a Yahoody strategy to hook the rich. If your prices are so high that means that either you're crazier than a shithouse rat or you are the best there is.

Un Four Two Nate Lee, I think the way to solve global hunger is to eat the rich, so I don't think they would buy my shit.

Sew, for the little people I'll keep the prices low so that they can get a copy, forget about it, and then since talent skips a generation, their kids will discover it and extinct the system that was inflicted on them because their parents did nothing (beyond buying my book).

But then... I also have written science fiction, so I think the end of that projected scenario goes:

"... and then I woke up..."

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Aquabraintv's avatar

Well that figures, probably won’t have the resources to get the last few books before then. Oh well I guess that’s how she goes. I noticed they don’t do the discount codes much anymore or they end up in my junk bin. Got to complete the collection !

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

My take on Eyorean Economics is:

Inflate everything until nobody can afford nothing.

Incarcerate into 15-minute Cell Blocks.

Put the prisoners on Universal Stipend.

Determiine that humans aren't worth Stipending.

Send humans to the newly constructed alkaline hydrolysis spas that the humans just built for themselves.

Eat! Drink! Be Married! for tomorrow we are uploaded into the Cloud.

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You're right: They used to give up to 30% off and still persisted as a company, then ConYid was inflicted and now everything will be Amazon.

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Some people like to send me pictures of all of my titles in a row on their bookshelves.

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Aquabraintv's avatar

I just looked they are offering a code for 15% off YOUR next project!

At some point I sent you a photo. I’ve added a few since then. Been meaning to pick up … Saprophyte, 1972 WHO MEMOS, and the Franzetta colab books. Is VACCINE FRAUD CONTINUUM different than CONTINUUM?

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I've got some new books unlike anything I've done before in the works but their discounts can't incentivize me getting them out any quicker than is possible. So I don't see them being ready for MONTHS.

I probably have that photo you sent because I archive everything.

Vaccine Fraud Continuum is a Fran Zetta collab picture book with my incessant ramblings based on the pictures that we made so it is completely independent of the Continuum book.

Funny how just talking about this spurs memories of how there is a chapter: Homeopathetic in Continuum, that spawned about 480 pages of collected work on homeopathy to be a separate book but I never finished writing it becasue I never had resolution to the problem that homeopathy can't be dragged kicking and screaming into the world of Hard Science.

It just doesn't work for All of the People - All of the Time.

So I've got barely smoldering embers in the wood pile that were never finished with no foreseeable finishment in the future.

If you catch up to what is out there then there will be no more: "--- oh... and buy the whey..." of more books within the Sky Is Falling category. Your collection will be complete and then Jordan turns over a New Leaf (in the dining room table) and does a Monty Python: And now... something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

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EA's avatar

You saying get now or it may not be around later?

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Nah. That's used car sales tactics. I'm saying that they will price us out of the ability to buy anything anymore. Rumors of Digi Hell current sea and the like.

Youtube took down a bunch of my best videos, so when you are on ANYONE'S platform that is not your own (I don't have a collection of monks copying manuscripts) then the future is inherently uncertain.

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