Hemoglobin from Turn Nips

--- Lulu's raising prices.

I know I said I was going to do a Book of the Day Clube but A Day to the Jord is like a thousand leers and a thousand leers is as One Day.

Sew, in the time that I pre-wrote Book Posting #2 but didn’t send it and Now, the printer service LULU decided to play the Central Bank Game called: Inflation.

Everyone with a single functioning brain cell knows that Inflation is a Yahoody trick to steal money. Anyone on unsocial insecurity knows that the cost of living increase is always magnitudes LOWER than how much said Yahoods have hiked the cost of unliving here in Hell.

Dear Lulu Creator,

We evaluate our pricing structure annually to best mitigate the impact of increases in material and manufacturing costs on you.

On August 1st, we will implement a 5% price increase for all print products.

In the last few years, we were able to avoid any changes; however, during this year's review, we determined that a price adjustment to all of our print products is necessary.

You can view and manage the list price updates for your projects from the My Projects page.

Thing of it is: Lulu has gone through a couple of price changes already. The first time I just left my percentage of the profits the same which means they got their pound of turnips and I got less for the same sticker price. I have never been about passing the pain on down the line. The next time they really put the pooch on the hot skewer so I LOWERED my prices (Imagine that!? Yahoods all over the world fainted just before they stroked out!) which in turn lowered my Prophet Margerine while Lulu STILL gets their bigger cut.

Who the fuck invented the word: Cut for a share of the money?

Blood Money.

It took DAYS to re-price the books that time, their software sucked anus, it didn’t take, I had to do it again after my reactor coolant was replaced and that took another set of days to get it done.

Tain’t doing it again.

I sell so few books because the only real people left are poor like the rest of us, that it isn’t worth my while to invest the time, when pulling poison ivy by hand is so much more rewarding and pleasant.

I’m just posting to let you know that if you really wanted any of my work, that soon you will be put in the turnip press and they will be extracting the red-stuff with the green-stuff.

Cheerios