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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Hey Kids,

It got late, I got tired. I did a short edit towards then end about 'being cautious'.

My neanderthal neighbor had similar advice when the topic of Mad Cow was brought up.

Honest to Gawd his advice to me was: "Well... if you're going to eat beef - just be careful."

Must be a meme for putting microcephalics to sleep.

They ran the DNA on pound packages of beef, and since everything is run through the same grinder they found up to 1000 discrete signatures of DNA in just one package. That means if the USDA covers up Bovine Spongioform Encephalopathy as they have been reported to do, then you have a guaranteed lottery ticket of getting mad cow because the government, the industry, the local meat store and my neighbor are fucking idiots that should be in medieval dungeons just for sport.

But these hypno memes are recycled in ones that you've heard too many times within the past cycle in Hell: Be Safe!

I hear an uncorking sound representing the plucked skulls of any idiot animal that reflexively vomited that trigger phrase for the past 4 years.

There's no way to avoid their dangers until they are stopped.

Oh... look Muh Sheen Ghuns!

Oh... dear maybe we should duck?

Oppsss. No, they were aiming low... Oh that was too bad.

OK, perhaps we should jump?

No, that didn't work either...

Shoot! NO! I didn't mean THAT, I meant darn it - dag nab it - where's my white hanky? Boys? Boys? Truce... I surren ----

KAK!

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Kelly Pratt's avatar

"the phages could have been already in the dog or were in her cut from her tropical vacation"....or a vaccine she had for her trip or a vaccine the puppy had...they did keep referring to the dog as a puppy, so I am wondering what shots it had recently???

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