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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Hey Kids, things like this surprise even me. Sandwich Lady sent me the TSM video because although I have been subscribed to them for years I never get any notifications. I got 10 minutes into the 2 hour extravaganza and while I was starting to cook a meal the skit arrived almost fully formed in my head. I got the burners turned down, I kept reciting the best lines so I wouldn't forget, then I started writing and all Hell broke loose.

I've always like the ancient use of conversation as a tool to make a point. I grew fond of the Character Bubby, who I think I can serialize like Typhoid Sally and Jo Mamma.

Let me know if you would like to see Bubby and his family show up again instead of my regular dry-facts-of-deth approach, and I think I can come up with some equally crazy shit to paint the walls with.

You're not supposed to admit that you think your own work is as funny as Hell, but...

Look where we are!

We're in Hell.

So we might as well laugh at it together.

Cheers.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I just discovered that I can give my own comments a LIKE.

Unlike some of our Stackarinos who don't even get a LIKE button.

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Look! I just LIKED my LIKE Comment!

this is fun. It could go on forever.

oh...

now I'm depressed.

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all-rights-reserved's avatar

repress the unpress ed burbt tone and a subpress in the cupresses might bling then..

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all-rights-reserved's avatar

I like my alike's too..

Me unluke kaykb's thoo..

Kayaks and eskimo-rolls though are cool..

They are fun when you learnt to do them but nostrils soaked in sea water ain't too happy..

I harvested seed pods of sea kale yesterday..

Them beach kales are deliscious.. In moderation..

I'll ferment some next year..

The Scanian baltic beaches around here has great locations to have from this natures sturdy beauty..

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crambe_maritima

"It is the dominant plant species in plant communities found in fragmentary, endangered habitats on shingle beaches and bars on the southern Baltic coasts of Sweden, Finland and Estonia, east to Mecklenburg, where it grows together with Leymus arenarius, Euphorbia palustris, Honkenya peploides, Angelica archangelica ssp. litoralis, Atriplex spp., Beta vulgaris ssp. maritima, Elymus repens, Geranium robertianum ssp. rubricaule, Glaucium flavum, Isatis tinctoria, Ligusticum scoticum, Mertensia maritima, Silene uniflora, Tripleurospermum maritimum and Valeriana salina.[18] Trapping wind-blown sand, clumps of sea kale may initiate the formation of dunes.[19"

Rampaging Vikings drifting on shoure/beaches loved the crunchy extra snack whilst grilling a wild boar and chasing local women for game.. Named Skaves for some reason..

The Baltich sea is a historic mega hot spot for what evel germaine tests icled spawned and North waymen Norse Atl anticed men are brutes beyond the south dancing pole..

No Slavic game trohied there though..

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Gwyneth's avatar

Brilliant!!! An updated, modernized and "oh, so colourfull" sequel to The Screwtape Letters.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Can't top Mr. Lewis.

I've been called a lot of things, colourfull is a new one. My box of crayons melted on the radiator.

Hugs.

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wörterbuch's avatar

Saw a video of yahood Zelensky, about 20 seconds standing behind podium, snorting nose, compulsively pinching nose, shot up with Freud dust purchased with tax dollars of Deuteronomy 20 tribute

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Shirley knot!

You must have Miss Interpreted his Goy Allergies.

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Lady Morgana's avatar

Well written....had good visuals as I read it Patrick.

I'm slow but sure...not feeling to well these days.

Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars

They have legions of "them" to continue "the great work".

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

My Dear Lady, you're the first to comment on the content.

I 'SEE' these as fully acted skits in my head with the players fully engaged with facial expressions, body language, tone of voice and .... smells....

I'm glad that it played like a movie for you.

You remind me that I need to Stack on how the country air smells like a chemical warfare zone from chemtrails and pharm chemicals. I've never smelled anything like this during harvest and even after rains just going outside for about 15 minutes left me very ill. I went out do to an extended survey with my geigner counter. I should Stack on that too.

Did you say: Legions?

I think I'll add Uncle Legion to the characters in my next skit. It's already nearly done. I got up after 5 hours of sleep, it was in my head nearly formed and I started writing it longhand like a maniac so I wouldn't lose the sardonic madness of it all.

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