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Mahwah Azet's avatar

…1:06 jet propulsion “labradory “ I call it an AI colossal bull 💩… end of broadcast

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I’ve posted before I knew people who worked there. They said it was the best place in the world to work because during breaks they would go out the back door to collectively smoke joints. Sky High alright.

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PsyoP Awareness's avatar

I heard they finally found the telemetry data. It was a cassette tape in a hermetically sealed,climate protected case floating in the Van Halen radiation beltway. They also found a passport from one of the 911 hijackers and Adolf Hitlers lost testicle. .

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Dude!

You had me!

I was reading with baited breath (just got a tub of nice nightcrawlers in), then I got to Van Halen, passport, and The Case of the Missing Testicle and it's like riding an elevator where you feel like your guts are still going down while the rest of your body is going up.

Can a human mind be excited and then disappointed at the same time?

Get out your probes. We need to figure this out for Science.

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Mahwah Azet's avatar

…you should run a stand up comedy stack on Patrick’s stacks🤣

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Yo! Yo! y'all. We could haves ah Dissin' Dah Debil smackdown.

Wuz up, PsOp?

He like all yunger dan me, so he ken do dah stands up. I be doin' da sit-down on the sit-com. Age befo' buetay!

He a funnay-man, he a funnay-man, an he humorus too!

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Victory Palace's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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OK's avatar

HA! HA! HA! HA!

"We” (whothefuckisWe?) went through the hemorrhoid belt "

HA! HA! HA!

DYSNEY and NASA are probing deep space where no man has gone before! I cannot write further as this is a family show.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Where's my speed dial for my therapist?

I'll no longer be able to hear the intro to Star Trek again...

I'm glad YOU think it's funny.

I didn't know you were sicker and funnier than me!

It looks good on you.

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OK's avatar

HA! HA! HA!

Just between us old(er) geezers, I heard of a man in the 70's who has gone further than any man has gone before. HA! HA! HA! I know you know who I am talking about. I am sick, but I am not a deviant. I just wanna have fun!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

You can be a Pre-vert and a Post-vert, just don't be a Per-Vert.

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OK's avatar

EYE EYE Captain!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Oh No!

What happened to your eye?

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OK's avatar

Ha! Ha! Ha! My eyes are fine.

I intuitively knew that eye eye was not Kosher, but I was too lazy to look up the correct spelling to correct it. Since I am a non-native speaker of ENGLISH I naturally make errors. The English language not being a phonetic one is not proper language for optimal way to communicate i.e. it is UNCIVILIZED

" The Czech language is highly phonetic, meaning the pronunciation of each letter generally corresponds to its written form. Unlike English, where letters can have multiple pronunciations, in Czech, each letter typically has only one sound."

IMHO phonetic languages are best suited for communication as the phonetic nature of it does not give rise to errors unlike English does.

Aye Aye Captain.

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OK's avatar

AI Overview

When witnessing the first nuclear explosion, J. Robert Oppenheimer quoted a line from the Bhagavad Gita: "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds". This quote, spoken by Vishnu in the Hindu scripture, resonated with Oppenheimer as he grappled with the destructive power of the bomb.

Joseph Chilton Pearce lived the life he preached R.I.P.

He summarized the devolution of humanity now at least in 6000 years in the making. Fear of death, fear of abandonment will result, from a biological/evolutionary perspective, in a split between the heart and mind where they should work as one giving rise to one another in a strange and mysterious loop. This is all done via electromagnetic fields. This is measurable by today's instruments . This movement of energy between the Creator and the created results in a beautiful dance of harmony. This is what BEING means.

The ATOMIC bomb's godlike destructiveness put another existential threat into the FIELD or Reality. Nature responded i.e., natural evolution of the brain and heart created anxious, fearful humans where this fear-based self destructive behavior is not even registered by the human i.e., it is buried in the subconscious i.e., the human is unaware of such aberant behavior. The technocratic, digital/virtual world is the outcome. Subsequently, the rape of Earth for the resources to build and maintain such energy hungry world will result in the inevitable DEATH of human species and our Mother Earth.

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Dee's avatar

You guys tickle my funny bone. The script is getting effing ridiculous. Last week I heard the news say that due to the bird flu and the chickens being put down that the U.S. had to import CHICKEN eggs for Easter from TURKEY. I placed my hands over my ears shaking my head. Someone needs to tell THem that THeir script writers suck.

It's much better to spend your time gardening in the country as almost all the sounds you hear are of the wildlife that surrounds you. Until the damn helicopter makes it's fly across the country checking things out. Take a look at these peonies, they are STUNNING.

https://styerspeonies.com/pages/about-us

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

We had deep pink Pie Knees and then one year they blanched to a subtle two-tone. I read that it might have to do with the soil pH.

Also had a Peace rose that was a nice peach color with a pink blush. Cold weather kilt the grafted top and all that was left was a multiflora rose root that then asserted itself.

The Gnostics hold that Frankensteining plants especially food plants destroys the energy of the substance.

I've seen news stories as absurd as you reported that I take as them testing how far unconscious their viewers are.

The country air in the winter used to smell like pure arctic freshness in the 1970s.

Now it smells like a continuous garbage fire.

It used to be quiet in the country, now there are close to 100 wind turbines.

Wildlife diminished in numbers and size.

We had the fatest cardinals I've ever seen, then for 3 years they disappeared. When they came back they were half the size.

I knew something was seriously wrong when there were ZERO crickets in the house. They used to be a constant source of noise and aggravation but since they are gone that means that the environment is not safe for man or animal and the ones they are breeding to feed human animals have to be GMOed.

Sorry for the Grim, but that is my zipcode.

It filtered into my consciousness today that I heard one aircraft all day. But the sky was filled with chemtrails. The new drones must have stealth technology.

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Dee's avatar

I wonder if the peonies might change color looking for different attractors?

I have noticed the weather changing too. After the "wild" fires and the loss of the majority of the trees (which are slowly growing back), it is now feeling more humid in the summertime. Weather at its worst of a hundred and fifteen degrees mixed with humidity is a bad combination. The only bonus is that the evenings are lovely when the sun goes down and dinners are enjoyed outdoors.

I found a mulberry tree at the C.I.A. (Culinary Institute of America) although I think the other acronym may also be quite relevant. The tree is nothing short of magnificent. When the tree is fruiting (it's messy) but the mulberries are just so damn good. I just read up on the tree and you can cut off a branch and root it. Looks like I will have to take a late evening walk through the public garden.

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OK's avatar

I love mulberries. In Slovakia my uncle made mulberry wine.

I had a mulberry tree in my yard in Lemon Grove, California. It was a magnificent tree and it did make a mess.

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Dee's avatar

The tree is huge and it’s shape is incredibly and beautifully balanced. When the mulberries are ripe you can stand underneath, reach up and grab

them and they are seriously the most delicious mulberries I have ever eaten. I’ll bet your Uncle’s mulberry wine was absolutely delightful!

I’m definitely going to try and root a branch. This particular trees genetics should live long and prosper in multiple locations. If you ever drive through Napa, CA you can stop and see it’s grandeur, but try to time a visit during fruiting season.

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Eric From PA's avatar

GMOed or OMGed? Oh My God (Hasatan). Looks like another Crowley-esque back-asswards acronym.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Why does my favorite Chinaman: Ho Li Crap always come into this picture!

That is a diabolically brilliant expose on your part.

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Steven's avatar

Newton’s 3rd Law of Motion will not allow movement in fake space

In order to have motion 2 things must happen first:

1 There must be an action, say rocket thrust

2 There MUST BE an EQUAL AND OPPOSITE reaction

In fake space there is nothing to cause an equal and opposite reaction so it is like one hand clapping, or what big boy engineers call a static moment when there is an action but no movement. It is like when there is that rusted. galled and welded nut that you exert a wrench with a 10 foot long cheater force to loosen it but it doesn't move. Another example is, you place a 10 pound one inch cube on the driveway. The cube is exerting 10 pounds of force but there is no movement.

The super minds will tell you that "space is void of air so the rockets have nothing to push off of. and space is void of air and so there is no air resistance in space.

Then they tell you that , “It is a common misconception that rockets are unable to accelerate in space. The fact is that rockets do accelerate (circular argument). There is indeed nothing for rockets to push off of in space - at least nothing which is external to the rocket. But that's no problem for rockets. Rockets are able to accelerate due to the fact that they burn fuel and push the exhaust gases in a direction opposite the direction which they wish to accelerate.”

Like all ball bullshit, it only happens in space where scientific law is divinely broken.

Here is a rocket attached to a flat rail car static moment test. A wall is mounted on the same car directly behind the rocket will not allow its thrust to move the rail car because it covers it's thrust area making it so it is pushing against itself on the same rail car. An action and a force is present, but it can’t cause movement because the wall is on the same rail car, so the rocket is pushing against itself statically!!! If we remove the wall then the rocket rail car zooms down the tracks super-fast like a striped ass ape because the rocket thrust is now pushing against the air that creates an opposite reaction. But in space, static moments are all that happens... There is never an equal and opposite reaction. and any thrust is immediately dissipated by the infinite super low pressure of fake space,

The notion that V'ger could ever navigate in fake space is only science fiction. I mean if there is nothing to push from so how would it navigate around impossible gas planets?

The tuber video tends is just another Disney space commercial.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Highlights:

galled nut

(homey knows his metallurgy - is that a rock band?)

All Ball Bullshit

(All Ball was the name of Koko The Gorilla's cat)

"it only happens in space where scientific law is divinely broken"

Poetry, dude, poetry.

Impossible Gas Planets

(I try to avoid them as they are riding the electric carts at WalMart).

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Now... lettuce deconstruct:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRfDwkHPVeg

This is classic: Shuck & Jive, Bait & Switch.

We are told that rockets can work in SPACE.

Then they skew their 'experiments' to cover ONLY ONE PARAMETER of weak vacuum.

#1. They are not coming down to the vacuum of hypo pathetical Space.

#2. THEY ARE NOT IN FUCKING FREEFALL = ZERO G !

#3. The rocket is moving perpendicular across the Force Normal referential frame NOT UP AGAINST THE VECTOR OF GRABBITY. THE DEFINITION OF "WORK" IN PHYSICS IS LIFTING AGAINST GRAVITY ***NEVER*** LATERAL MOTION !!!

The second one is the unforgiveable sin.

If you are saying you are going to emulate SPACE then fucking do this test on the vomit comet or at least drop your test rig from the stratosphere...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BsrzO7aXNs

This pretentious dick bones the doggy from a different angle by putting a fish-weighing scale on it:

#1. STILL MOVING ACROSS FORCE NORMAL ***NOT*** AGAINST GRAVITY.

#2. Static 'test' the 'rocket' NEVER FUCKING MOVED.

#3. That plexiglass lid was so flimsy it's a wonder they could even pull a vacuum, but then JUST VACUUM IS ***NOT THE FULL TEST FOR THRUST IN A ZERO-G ENVIRONMENT*** !!!

So their designe flaws were Same Pig - Different Lipstick.

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These pretentious asshats purposely miss the BASICS of experimental design so they should be taken down for Miss Information.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I also forgot to add that along with the not-so space vacuum, and the non-existant Zero-G, was the wall at the back of the enclosures that would be missing in space as well.

I was hoping that you would comment on this Stack because it is always refreshing to hear from someone with common --- UNcommon sense.

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Steven's avatar

I commented on that dipshit's video years ago. He proved only that PT had it right that there is a ball sucker born every minute. I pointed out that if you can see the new gas in his chamber it in not anywhere near the infinite empty of 2 hydrogen atoms per cubic meter of space... Also how close the walls were.... there are several similar tubes I was directed to by ball suckers that were commented on where the ball devotees/shills eventually shut up. The best they could do is their fall back to stacking logical fallacies like good old ad hominem, appeal to authority, bandwagon, red herring and so on...

The cool thing about orbits, beyond the fact that no one has ever solved Newton's 3 body problem, is that when you add vectors that the claim of the ball turning so smoothly at insane speeds at different latitudes is trashed, Like Disney's Tea Cup ride where the cup spins independently from the powered rotating plate that the rider experiences different centrifugal force depending where they are in the spinning cup.

The ISS sees a -250 F to + 250 F 16 times a day for 26 years... no thermal stress...

The ISS crosses in front of the earth ball's solar orbit which only takes 14 seconds to reach the ISS orbit...

Grabity can only attract and in 14 seconds (not including mutual attraction) the ISS can only travel abound 70 miles, and the earth ball's girth is, at minimum, 12,000 miles.

There is a reason why the 3 body problem is so perplexing...

It seems impossible that anyone can believe the sillyass ball theory, but the indoctrination runs deep...

The hair spray... Yes, they have that going for them though.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I would like to call you: Dr. Vasectomy because you neuter the nutters with such surgical precision.

heh-heh... doctor said: Ball Sucker...

butt... butt... a Bussard collector can harvest those two hydrogen atoms in Space to use them to fuel their fusion drives. I read it in 1970s science fiction.

There was gas in the chamber alright...

Speaking of Vectors and Tempests in Tea Cups... What I've always found damned annoying is that the depiction of the electrical and magnetic fields are showing as sine waves at right angles to each other, when in fact the magnetic influence on the electric field makes the entire SYSTEM move in a helix. So that is done wrong for the stupid apes and NO ONE challenges it because they want the passing grade. So, too, Old Fuzzy Head's depiction of warps in Space-Time are always as if there is a ball on a bedsheet.

If there is no up/down, left/right/, forward/back, then why the retarded kindergarten rendition?

Will not grabbity's influence be the same from any angle of attack? The Curvature, therefore, CANNOT be planar. It has to be universally distributed. But then they bring up their Oblate Spheroid trope and even Smoking Grass Tyson says that the earth is pair-shaped. They put a bit too much Pee See Pee in his dope.

The Sun also is supposed to look like an M&M which is why the plane of the So Liar System is rendered like a pancake (more or less).

So, in freefall, in zero-g: whence cometh this fatness around the middle with squished tops and bottoms (relative to nothing in free-for-all space) ?

When confronted over the absence of the oblateness of the sun represented as a perfect circle/disk since the Egyptians the answer is that it is so slight that you can't see it...

That doesn't even deserve a droll retort. Unless it is a retort furnace.

I want to see the Disney Cups spin upside down, still have the occupants stay inside without safety belts and new riders be able to enter the cups while they are spinning.

26 years and my damned lawn mower is shedding parts. The wiggle back and forth under those kinds of thermal stresses on the Infernal Space Stay Shun

would have zippered all of the rivets out in one pass.

The A.I. wanted me to see this. I'm interested in materials science and physics not the military/political/ain't we great!? nonsense that permeated it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNMWTF44pHc

After each flight they might be down for a month to effect repairs and replace shit that FELL OFF!

Hairspray is good. I miss 1980s heavy metal.

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Steven's avatar

When I was a wee lad, my buddies and I happened upon a parked semi truck that had a breached fuel tank on the passenger side of the truck. The fuel was doing one of the most criminal things as it was pooling up along the road and running down a storm drain. The driver was sitting near by smoking a cigarette. We were freaking out about the fuel proximity to his smoke. He smiled and flipped the fag directly into the diesel spill. It extinguished his roach... This seems like the same fuel reaction characteristics of that the special new spy plane's fuel...

Also 16 miles high is not space... The highest balloon altitude is 30 miles which means there is still plenty of air to give the black bird some equal and opposite reaction.

Fake space is a dangerous place but so is under the sea. Nuclear subs can stay out for 3 to 6 months then they must come in. Subs have machine shops and stockpiles of parts and materials. The submariners do constant checks like their lives depended on the proper functioning of their ship. Subs can surface to get air... The ISS does not have a machine shop.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Space Couple on the ISS:

"Honey... the gasket is leaking on the picture window... again..."

"I'll get around to it on Monday..."

"Don't you think you ought to fix it before we go live again in front of the Green Screen?"

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Wayne Lusvardi's avatar

You forgot that NASA put a monkey on that flight and his name was Van Allen. He wore a magnetic belt to keep him from floating around the satellite.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Although that is impressive...

I would be more amused if the chimp was named Van Morrison and sang us songs over the telephone without the 18 hour delay.

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Victory Palace's avatar

This is phucking hilarious man! I'm in awe of your poetical deconstructions on whatever you turn your hi-beam eyes on. Word meister extraordinaire!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

There once was a Stickman from the Grain Ghetto

Who had a tongue that was as sharp as a Stiletto

He would stab and he'd jab

and his friends thought he was fab

But his secret was just that he was a Nutto!

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[thanks man}

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Aquabraintv's avatar

Definitely feel at home in the garden too. hahahaha (laughing with tears of sadness in my eyes)

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Green AND Sustainable.

There is enough GRIEF to keep your tears flowing that can then water your plants to keep them green.

Who said that the Cunt Trollers didn't have our best interests in mind when they engineered Dystopia?

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Aquabraintv's avatar

Feels weird to ❤️ your comment but I agree & it helps the AI rhythm. Been harvesting the black raspberry patch and picked a few blueberries as well. Sour blueberries are so good!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I read you.

My turn to cry.

The HUMAN DRUGS that the Pharm Whores spray are able to STILL stunt my crops no matter what I try so I still can't grow anything 3 years after I quit gardening because of their poisons.

I would marry a blueberry.

It would have to be the first trans-kingdom marriage on the planet.

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