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WHOOPSIE.

Insight into a Patrick Jordan Hollow Day Schedule.

I had no tactical awareness that this was the Yule Tide and that worms the size of tape measures was not quite the topic ofr the season of Sugar Plums or Fairies.

My Bad.

The bears did inspire me last year to attempt to emulate what they do before hibernation: they eat a LOT of clams shell and all, so that either toxins in the shells or the abrasion of the material makes the worms want to leave before the bear goes Noddy time for the winter. Otherwise the worms would waste away the bear. So, I tried diatomaceous earth for the first time. I can't say that it helped anything, but at least it didn't hurt.

Still no Loch Ness Monster.

Sorry about the gagging, take some fruitcake with some nice brandy in it and call me in the moaning.

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None of this needs to be made public. If you don't mind sending a picture privately that is kept between us then please get a closeup and send to

patrickjordansnewemail@gmx.com

The bugger can decay in just a baggie.

Tissue can break down when frozed (better but not best storage)

Tissue can be rendered unidentifiable in alcohol.

Best preservative = formaldehyde = extremely toxic

second best = poly vinyl alcohol = I can't get it.

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A smear or the dreaded PCR might have given some clarity early on, but they wanted to test for DNA in the ashes at Lahina so who knows what the Evil Ones might be capable of doing. I would say that it is in a state of decay.

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...I'd like to see it too

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

WTH? How many packs of parasites do you smoke a day?

Seriously, if certain parasites can NOT be burned, how many do they put in tobacco?

If you're NOT a smoker. are THEY raining blood upon us to be breathed into our lungs?? Wait, I probably know the answer.

Peace

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Man, you are dark. People say that I depress them. The more I read from my Hens the more I realize I've got a long way to go to be The Most Depressing Man in the Whorl.

Who doped the Dopes smoking dope?

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

Dark...OR realistic? OR BOTH.

Depressing....You?? Nah, Just a highly intelligent realist.

My mind goes to the Slayer song...Reigning Blood....Oh wait...It's called RAINING Blood! Coincidence?

Who doped the Dopes smoking dope? Wild guess here...The Vatican Pope?

Merry XMass

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you're into the Misery Loves Company thing aren't you.

Imagine you and me sitting next to a cozy holiday fire trying to out-outrageous the other by citing the heights and depths of Darkness !

"Oh... if you think THAT'S bad, then how about when they...."

May the Spirits of the Season, (Jack and Johnny and Mr. Shclitz) spill over into everyday life for you and your'n.

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Mahwah Azet's avatar

... I thought it was “Raining Men” well in this case compartmnetalised

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Well, that was handy.

Just looking at it, the collection seems to be a clot.

Not the Covid Kind but a string of clots possibly tied together with fibrin. The networking vermiform shape of it not withstanding it does not appear to be a parasite per se, but evaluation of what is inside the nodes (could be clusters of anything from larvae to something as simple as TB spores) is necessary at this point.

Did it feel like what appears to be a LOT of blood came from your lungs or your stomach or your throat?

It is important to delineate that because stomach could then bring you into the realm of H. Pylori (a 'parasitic' bacteria) and the world of ulcers. The throat could be any number of horrors including esophageal erosion. And the lungs could very well be damage from worms or their larvae as they migrate from bowel to liver through diaphragm to lungs. I would never discount roundworm involvement damaging lungs to the extent of the damage that we are seeing. Asthma has been attributed to roundworm infection.

In full Opposite Day the freaks in white coats RECOMMEND WORM INFECTIONS to 'quiet' the lungs because worms put out a suppressing neurotrasmitter as they burrow through us like dirt.

Do you feel like you have healed since hacking up that fur ball of hemoglobin?

I will register one concern on the use of wormwood tincture. Abisinthe overuse lead to blindness in olden times, but I have no idea what the harmful dose is based on the concentration in tinctures. I use wormwood fresh out of the garden (smells like fake christmast tree smell from the 1960s), or dried whole herb, or in tea made with water only, just to minimize risk. There are certain parasite herbs (I will not mention because I don't want people making the same mistakes I did) that are made more powerful with oil so that must be avoided altogether or you can accidentally poison yourself.

Hope all is well now and that you continue to improve.

cheers.

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Our clue here is in the bruxism.

There are two reason why people grind their teeth: Low T1 thyroid hormone and/or worms.

Typically at night. The old childrens' song:

The worms crawl in

The worms crawl out

In your stomach

and Out your Mouth

is based on that migration pattern from gut to liver through diaphragm to lungs then up the lungs into the throat to finish their lifecycle in the human host to be passed out in the feces to find a secondary host.

Teeth grinding is a primary sign of the body sensing the litt'l bastards are crawling up the trachea and down the esophagus but it can't do anything about it.

I'm glad that you are much better. Keep up the good work.

Doctor are nothing but professional state-sanctioned assasssins.

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artermix's avatar

omg……what the hell Margarita….

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MaxxNY's avatar

Eeeewwwwwwwww EEWWW! Not watching the videos lol

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Don't make eye-contact!

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Mahwah Azet's avatar

...call me crazy but I saw them all. I can't believe the dumbass pulling the spaghetti out of the animal's ass with BARE HANDS!!!!!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

alright... alright... you be Crazy.

I've seen this kind of insanity on the farm since the 1970s.

My favorite was in the 2000s when some dumbass in the dialysis unit was wiping his nose with his exam gloves. He never washed his hands because they were gloved. His mindless brain probably told him that his HANDS were safe, and he never changed his gloves just kept working around people with weakened immune systems as if nothing happened. I reported him, they did nothing at that time but his position was eliminated after a few months.

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artermix's avatar

that is what happens with people who wear gloves …..they touch EVERYTHING with that single glove…….ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH

like people with masks keep touching their masks ….gross

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MaxxNY's avatar

NOOOOOOOO!!! That's DISGUSTING!!!

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all-rights-reserved's avatar

I tchewed regular walnut (green) husk and all saliva drained in a milli second.. .. I recon it has a may of potential mighty a swell as.

The παράσιτος* aka parasiticus are the comfy's sitting-by-others-dinner-table-cluster-of-ghole-gore's and are a natural nisch one better study as like from no-peace arises from a defeat of an enemy in actions comes without confident intelligence - meant doubly in that sence (internal and external intelligence)..

I lost trail of a tidbit I once brushed up on at wicked peon's-ed that 'an estimated 80 % of natures organisms' are in one or another way parasitic in scientific criteria dressed as.. I tried to relocate said statement for some introspection of matters in fact to re-relay-reitter-relate but post-late the prolate wence the needle was dropped in a hay stack and sub anti-rescueable so I failed my redumpster dive it peon's wicked-pied-net for the retrieval..

It is greatly appreciated your teachings since teachers are mere titles/dead fiction** opposed to teaching wich is alive proverbing whom living creatures utilize for creating trails to path in ape sht-djungle-land where rare wanna-be-men-apes search treading new hopeful venues for safer grounds to clear into guarded lands for into-habituation..

Is that the "habeus corpus or ape anti-sapiens.. The non-g-love vectoriensis' apart..

** (if not threatened into said fictiscious actionable agents in fact to defend the fiction as their "real estate" to do some lame ass s**t (although status=social value scale for gearing collective interactions)..

* From Middle French parasite, from Latin parasitus, from Ancient Greek παράσιτος (parásitos, “person who eats at the table of another”), from noun use of adjective meaning "feeding beside", from παρά (pará, “beside”) + σῖτος (sîtos, “food”).

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Ah, so... even the etymology of the entomology shows that parasites can be Hu-Mans.

You might be referring to - as I often have - to Carl Zimmer the author of:

Parasite Rex

and A Planet of Viruses

who claims that 80% of all lifeforms on the planet are PAIRS OF SIGHTS.

His other book claims that Bacteriophages = ViFuckingRus Says are the most numerous organisms on the planet and out mass ALL of the total lifeform in or on the planet.

None of the puke fucks running the CIA "Viruses don't exist" psyop have ever taken on that contention. Ever.

So we come back to humans being Mind Parasites.

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Another dropped needle returned in the ant hill (country side hay) stacked and sub-snubbed lead me to some intelligensia mentioning the term "sitting by others table" arose in Roman times associated with their Priest class.. Oh good Lord!!!.. you say?

(.. 'em (pretzel-priests) to busily buzzing out others business/bysiness/dizziness/frazzle-grips-blindness thus same (pratts' y-priests) unable to* provide for themselves..

*in lien - ate of you and yours..

(into fiction tinkery-thinking to be in love with their belovely belief (of you providing for them))

Homo sapiens sapiens ssp. para situs-icus you say..

Me be wonders be Homo sapiens sapiens priest-icarius be may..

Praise the Lord** supper has (magically) arrived!!

**(of my table's sitting house holder's)

If I (me be priest says) leave any scraps on the table after me you (house folks) may eat after me or behold the pale Punishe.. I mean the Grand (decievers) lodge Lord!!!

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Gwyneth's avatar

Your timing is priceless. Have a Merry Ich!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

All I want for christmas is a 40-foot long tapeworm to mount on my wall.

Please tell santa that I will need 40-board-feet of stained lumber to make some crown moulding to staple the critter to.

Hoppy Hallowed Daze to you two.

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artermix's avatar

was the bear video real?? Why a tapeworm would be so exposed outside the body??

I doubt anything I see on meta-verse-inter-space-fake-web anymore….and the puppy video….jesusuperchrist….I though the same thing about the bare feet and handling without proper biohazard gear. I refused to watch the fish stuff because I have been cleaning fish for decades and I know a lot of people CONFUSE the feeding vein that runs across the stomach with a worm…..not saying fish or any living creature from the water or air does not have these things…I also eat some fish…..COOKED and soaked in lemon juice first. I am more aware of these things now. I used to eat mollusks (mussels, clams), RAW as a young girl…. I come from a fish eating culture so I might have some of these inside me. I remember having pinworms as a child. Ohhh what a nice, romantic topic for a together evening if you are dating……

Excrements analysis of Viking culture determined that the Scandinavian populations had a shit load of parasites. Their diet was mainly fish, cured with salt…..smoked…etc…. I thought the salt would kill these worms. No???

Another fish eating culture is Japan….you think parasitic worms must be RAMPANT among Japanese. Are they? For christ sake they eat a lot of raw fish (but some is cured in vinegar). I do not do sushi as much any more since in my blood type diet all the sushi ingredients are not the best for me.

I also thought that one of the characteristics of tapeworms was that they keep the host always hungry but without gaining weight.

I am surprised that this is not promoted as an alternative weight loss ….YET.

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There are several Trail Cam videos out there with bears trailing feet of worms. Before hibernation bears with gorge on clams with the shells. Many shells can be toxic so I'm not sure if it is toxins in the shells or the rough pieces that scrape the tapeworm scolex off of the intestine or shear off the tape (worms can grow back from the head) so that they are expelled. It serves two purposes: The bear can hibernate without being killed by the worms eating all of its food reserves; the worm now has contaminated a trail with MILLIONS of cystic eggs that can now be picked up by ANY animal on that trail.

Raw anything is bad.

Sushi in the US is required by law to be frozen at subzero temperatures for a certain time to insure that adults, larvae and eggs are killed. The purists smile as they bypass those laws and pay for it with bad stomachs and becoming Parasite Marys putting us all at risk.

In the Olden Days of smokehouses the layer of creosote on the meat would seal it from microbial invastion from the outside and if you had a nice tapeworm larvae or eggs in the flesh the nice warm environment and LONG HANG TIME would allow them to PUTRIFIY into yellow goo inside the flesh allowing you to eat the meat without getting infected.

Merry freking Christmas!

"Cured/Smoke" ham is supposed to be like that but in these modern times they probably process it completely differently and just put on artificial poisonous chemicals to make it smell like it got smoked for months.

Prushudo is thinly sliced not for cullinary effect but so that you can see if there are flesh worms in there because it too is basically raw mean.

AIDS was a chocolate diet pill that had a controversy that they were putting parsitic worms in their product to stimulate weight loss.

There is NOTHING these freak animals won't do to harm us.

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