Bug up your ass?

I’ve always wanted one of these.

For no other reason then to mount it on the wall like some prize fish to show why my life has been so terrible.

Butt, A Lass and A Lad, no such monster ever came out of me despite me poisoning myself with some pretty powerful tapeworm recipes.

Then you have idiots like these:

#1 What are they fucking with racoons for? They have BRAIN WORMS that can be transmitted to humans and KYLL YOU!
#2 WHERE ARE YOUR FUCKING GLOVES YOU ASSHOLE? What you are seeing are two apes that just became DISEASE VECTORS to the rest of the world. The surface of the bench becomes a Fomite. The asshat’s hands will touch untold things on the way to doing what? with a HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS DISEASE ORGANISM. Each proglottid of a tapeworm is an egg factory! There are a MILLION chances or more for infection. Once in the home it can be transmitted to the rest of the family, kids, housepets, then without properly sanitizing the hands from sticky nearly indestructible eggs when they handle money, steering wheels, go to the store, shake hands at church, then EVERY SINGLE LIVING BEING IN THEIR WAKE will be like a Typhoid Mary victim.
#3 Why must I share this SIM with creatures too stupid to live?

I guess having an accent tells us that people are collossally stupid (din’t know how to spell it so I used two of everything) EVERYWHERE.

• Bare hands

• Bare feet

• ALLOWING A DISEASE VECTOR TO SHIT A WORM ACROSS THE FLOOR OF YOUR BEDROOM.

• Making a video of it highlighting how ignorant you are.

• Making a video of it so that other idiots can copy your idiocy.

I’m posting this because for years I have asked folks to send me images of suspected parasites in their stools.

Some have sent pictures of things that are quite unidentifiable.

Most have sent pictures of mucus, and undigested bits, that were mostly the result of having one or more drinks of kombucha which is a clandestine services operation to freak people out into thinking they have ‘ropeworms’ or some other parasite.

Pay close attention:

Bears have pretty aggressive digestive systems.
Humans have about 25% efficiency of breaking things down.
Worms have waxy cuticles that OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE FEETS AND FEETS of the little bastards (bastardesses) were intact to pull out like ropes ARE IMPERVIOUS TO DIGESTION, so…

If you see something that Does Not look like what is in these videos then it is highly likely that YOU DO NOT HAVE PARASITES IN YOUR STOOL.

Roundworms are also unmistakeable. I’ve seen farm cats vomit and shit out (at the same time) roundworms that were writhing like a pit of snakes. Gasoline had no effect on the little bastards until I set the worms on fire on the concrete floor of the equipment shed.

Heat does NOT harm the cystic eggs of trichonella so you can cook meat until it is charcoal and they be all like: Whatup? BBQ in dah hood? Cen we all comeout now?

Parasites can be ANYWHERE in the body

Like the visceral cavity of a popular fish. Some people have an ‘allergy’ to Mackerel. It is actually an allergy to the worms.

Parsites can also be embedded like Trichonosis from pigs-to-humans in muscles or other tissues. This is not possible if you eat Kosher Pork.

Dumbass SEES parasites in the muscles then eats the raw flesh.

Those were ADULT VISIBLE PARASITES. You can’t see the larvae and eggs that will also be in that ‘delicious’ meat.

Here’s the backstory on why people in Okinawa and Japan ate raw fish:
There was a typhoon. It wiped out the combustible material on the coast. The villages were mainly fishing industry. No Wood. No Fire. Eat Raw Fish.
It’s NOT A FUCKING DELICACY it was survival.

I have never met ANYONE from Japan who didn’t have severe stomach problems!

Eating raw meat in recent times is another PsyOp by clandestine services to get dumbasses like bare-handed worm-pullers to infect the general population with untold horrors.

If you’re stupid enough to kill yourself. That’s fine. Have at it.
But in a nation (North Hamerica) where to doctors are maliciously TRAINED to deny the presences of parasites in a Land O’ Parasites, then the motherfuckers are part of a millie tarry operation to get us all sick.

Lastly (and I’ll spare you the graphics) there can be SINGLE CELLED parasites that cannot be seen by the naked eye. Check your municipality: Eyes that are naked might not be allowed in public. So you can be heavily parasitized and either not even know it or not be able to see the evidence. I prefer to use The Green Hull of the Black Walnut tincture to nook the little bastards because they are highly susceptible to dessication. Legend is that if you give cattle enough salt that when they graze on wetlands they will be less likely to have flukes that are also like snails where it comes to sucking the life out of the slimy creatures with crystals.

That’s one preventative but then like Mel Thornburg said: If you eat beef then you are pretty much guaranteed to have Babesia = Plasmodium (microscopic parasite) = Northern Malaria.

These are all good reasons to avoid eating meat, but I don’t proselytize for vegan diets unless you have metastatic cancer, because you can get a healthy overload of protozoa just eating lettuce one of the dirtiest crops on the planet. Never mind the migrant workers touching your food when El Patron won’t even give them porta potties in the field.

I cover parasites extensively from an 1898 USDA circular in:

I’m just here for Target Recognition and Risk Management.

The rest is up to you.

If you do have something the size of a rope coming out your back end trailing like that bear, then please send selfies.