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Ila's avatar

Did you ever think you could make more money being a comedian…..I am just sayin’

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I tried that on stage once. The crowd got one look at me and died laughing.

The cost of coroner, and lawyers, and cleanup was phenomenal.

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Lulita.'s avatar

I have the book, its just im too busy 'knccking down '' the lies around everything else, esp nonchristian political zionism, climate derangement, bait and snitch craft in every area of gnus ...So, vaccines, bioweapons are just snoflakes on the tip of the iceberg that is the matrix we live in....But it is a great book from the 30 or so pages i managed to read. In any case, Truth is the most important goal in all this no matter who is listening or not..orrr nooot ..or nnoooot! Hey is there an echoe in hell, hmmm?

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Hellecho !

I think you just coined a new word!

What you need (what I've always wanted) is someone to follow you around reading to you.

A personal vocal valet.

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OK's avatar

Ha! Ha! Ha! Personal vocal valet! I will start a new business of hiring myself out as one. Darn! Can't! People wouldn't understand me as I got that CRAZY WILD CZECH accent.

Keep 'em funny lines coming Patrick!

Your books are an heirloom as Jeanettecally Modified stated. I cherish them as my most prized possesions.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

CWC is in !

You just have to market it.

People don't understand when I write plain engerish so what does it matter.

Most people just want constant noise anyway to distract them from their own thoughts so you could read the crossword puzzle clues and they'd still pay you.

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Marie's avatar

Too high density - get to the point. Book of Daniel!

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

I so wish I had money! I would pay You handsomely. I do not doubt the book is well worth the money!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

As they say: It's the thought that counts. Thanks.

I do not, however, think that any amount of money in the world could make me handsome...

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

[hugs!] You have a heart of gold, and that’s what counts in My book!

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Meme's avatar

I would do so as well.

Don't give up Patrick. Keep giving the truth.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Tain't giving up. Just giving to something that gives back like the soil.

Truth is like an enema.

It might seem like it is uncomfortable and going in the wrong direction, but in The End everyone including the enemaee knows if they were full of shit or not!

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

You'll NEVER find a book authored by Patrick Jordan in a 2nd hand bookstore!

That's saying something! They're generational heirlooms!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Mmmm Hmmm.

Thas rhyt sista-gurl. Mos folk be usin dem to props up the cornah of theys refrigeratah so theys ain't NEVER gettin rids of dem books!

Heirlooms - or if y'all schred the pages you can make a Hair Weave with it.

jus doan put no Jerry Curl in it.

Makes quiteah mess.

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Martin Tower's avatar

ICD-999 was my second purchase (after Assalted) and was life-changing. IMHO it’s a masterpiece and a much easier read than the PJ Opus, Prion Agenda 🙂 (Sent from high overhead the Grain Ghetto)

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Thanks for your kind words. I had to provide someone with background on aluminum as an adjuvant so since I had already covered that exhaustively in ICD999 I opened up the book and started reading it and was so fascinated by the clear concise writing and rapid fire facts that I read the whole section thinking (with no ego) THIS STUFF IS GREAT! Then I wondered what happened to the dude that wrote it because I devolved into the King of the Run-On Sentence where I started logging how many words it took to make a point in one sentence. I can't remember if it was 180 or 210 words.

Prion Agenda is like staring down a hooded cobra hoping at some time that the snake will blink.

There has never been a time when Fly-Over Country didn't apply to this section of Pharm Land. Keep going! Do not stop!

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Kevin ziviani's avatar

Maybe just try writing correctly without all the jargon. I can’t forward your work to people when they won’t ‘get’ your writing style on the first read

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Ahhhhh !!!!! Yes!!!!

I see your points !!!

DON'T attempt to Jam the A.I.

DON'T upset the weak-minded dumbasses that are the main reason why I'm dumping Substack.

DON'T send it on to others as an INTELLIGENCE, APTITUDE, and EFFORT test to see if they are weak-minded dumbasses as well or WARRIORS WHO WILL GET THE FUCKING GODDAMNED JOB DONE BY WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I see that you subscribed Aug. 2, 2023; so I will save you the effort of a reply by taking you off the list.

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Stan's avatar

Patrick,

By now you must know that TRUTH is a lonely warrior. But in the end after all is said and done and the dust settles on all the bullshit created by Rockefeller money influence for the past 125 years, your work will STAND the test of time while all the other deceit perpetrated for the love of money and power will be dust in the wind. You sir should be proud that you stood your ground and produced your best work and a few people did get it. I'm impressed by your courage and conviction. I'm thankful to have found your work and I will share it far and wide. It's unfortunate we live in an era of time which is best described as "The veneer of Justice in a kingdom of crime"

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

The Cloth, the WHOLE CLOTH, and Nothing but the Cloth comes with such fine remuneration that I regret that my parents raise me honest. I'd be so filthy wealthy that I would have to change my name to Rich.

With fine people like yourself and parents that I know who are passing on my work to their children, the work or the essence of it may indeed succeed that Dust.

It is the faithful few who did and continue to keep me going. I just can't continue in a venue where the Hundreth Monkey is a myth they tell to the peasants to keep them hoping for an external savior. What you graciously called courage and conviction are probably more properly catergorized as batshit crazy and in wont of commitment to an institution. But since this is all one massive Insane Assylum to begin with, then it's just a matter of what room happens to be open at the time.

To take this from my normal absurd into my stoic reflections, the ancient samurai practiced the Wu Shin = No Mind. They had practiced their art all of their lives so that it was second-nature/muscle memory. When they entered battle they would go into it already accounting themselves as dead so they had no worry or fear of mortality or injury. They merely acted and reacted. This world is over. My only regret is that I could not take down as much of the enemy as I set out to do.

The Native Americans say that something lives as long as the last person who remembers it.

Your resolve to share The Work (I'm just the messenger) will insure the longevity that is needed to defeat the foe.

The Chinese Curse: May You Live In Interesting Times is upon us. It's my fault. When I read about the Warring States Period I thought to myself: I wonder what it would be like living back then?

WHOOOPSSSS!

We've been there, but I doubt that anyone in China back then had blue hair....

I really like your "Veneer" poetic stanza.

If you are aware of Victory Palace I'm sure he could turn it into a full epic, although, my friend, your nearly Haiku syllable count says the entire thing in one sentence.

Cheers.

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all-rights-reserved's avatar

They have feminazi's in the banks interviewing anyone brazen enough to make an international bank transfer from their own bank account deep inrerviewing this very suspect on his full economy and trying to squeeze some nervousness or hesitation out of you also taking anu chance to quickly fprmulate followup questions with the ferver parted in these young feminazi's and gestapoboyz and if you irritate them with the smallest question in their view "out of the ordinary perview" god forbid you challenge them to think..

They hold a finger on a button to lock all your bank assets at a wim forcing you to pay yourself to embark from your rural setting of abode to depart for an actual physical bank office possible to visit (where they will not handle cash in any way shape or form) and force you to physically plead you are not an criminal to regain access to your bank account for electronic/card access again..

Unwelcome to our new unfreed whiled wierld..

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

The words: Extortion, Racketeering, and Corruption come to mind but then to whom would you bring these charges when the very system that was set up by THEM to add minister Just Us is a Corrupt Extortion Racket?

This is what I hate about humanity in general.

They should be drug out by their hair and then sluiced down the sewer drains but no one does anything to protect themselve and their neighbor from losing their livelihoods and lives to parasites.

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Aquabraintv's avatar

I came to love your writing style. It takes a second to get it but I find myself writing run on sentences using () to indicate certain things. There are some other things too but I don’t want to spoil the reading fun for folks! Cheers

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