So I was working on my garage door: the best time to WINTERIZE is in the summer. Exspecially when they claim that we are in for an arctic winter during globehole warming.
And my Big Fat Pharm Whore Neighbor comes by.
Imagine an NPC in a glorified John Deere golf cart.
“What are you doing?”
It’s obvious what I’m doing but since I was washing the silicone sealant for a new layer I said that I was making dildos.
Stating the absurd shuts down further inquiry on that topic.
So, on to the next topic:
"How’s your garden doing?"
Now, we’ve been over this before this Spring where I said that I can’t get any seed to germinate…
You’ve got bad seed
… and that I have the best seed
Well, then it should grow.
…not with the overspray. I can’t get any germination and if I do then the plants won’t grow.
Plants won’t grow. [said in the tone of a 3-year-old doing a parroting mocking]
NOTHING is growing.
The beans and corn are growing!
THOSE ARE FAKE SEEDS!
Fake seeds!
The GRASS is growing.
I DON’T EAT GRASS!
Well, you need fertilizer.
I’ve never needed fertilizer for 50 years!
I don’t know what to tell you.
I do it’s BILLIONS OF POUNDS OF PESTICIDES!
Billions of pounds… [don’t forget the toddler sneer] So, who are you going to sue? [the ONLY thing that he was afraid of]
Everybody.
Like who? [he knew it could be personal because there is this thing called Chemical Trespass]
Monsanto — no, can’t sue them, they’ve been bought out by Bayer — so I’ll sue Bayer.
He wasn’t getting what he wanted out of a non-conversation so he left.
Segue to this most recent exchange…
How’s your garden doing?
He already knew based on what I established above this Spring and the fact that I always had a garden that you could see from the road that had fluorished for 49 years but now as a patch of weeds.
“What garden?”
What do you mean?
I can’t grow anything. Nothing will germinate, nothing will grow.
He stares off into space and then utters the most ridiculoust thing I’ve ever heard a 70+year-old vomit in my lifetime:
It’s just a Frame of Mind. If you don’t THINK anything will grow - then it won’t grow.
Did the crazy motherfucker get jacked remotedly into the Meta Verse where all you have to do is think of a gang rape and then you can play that game with others who are jacked in?
People all over the country are reporting that they can’t grow gardens anymore!
Why is that?
Because of what y’all did.
[Yoga Bitch, by Fran Zetta]
I worked for him off and on since 1976. He knows exactly what I meant. His son works for Land O Lakes. You think they make butter and shit but the And Shit happens to be a farm chemical division. One time I hopped into the pickup truck and my butt bumped a VERY small plastic container.
What’s that?
It’s a sample from my son. It’s a new herbicide. That much can cover 2 acres.
I used to wear respirators and gloves and goggles on the Pharm much to the distress of Pharmwhores and their useless young offspring (kids don’t like masks) but I knew I had to get out of that industrial hell because I would need a Level 4 biohazard suit just to sit in a pickup truck.
The plastic bottle was three inches in all dimensions.
So, They Won. A timeclock puncher for the chemical and biotech seed companies has declared that the reason that we can’t grow our own food has nothing to do with them whoring themselves out to an industry so evil that it is biociding the entire planet but instead if we just sit on our yoga pillows and think happy thoughts that bug meal for breakfast will magickally appear in our empty bowls.
[art by Fran Zetta]
He wasn’t getting what he wanted out of this latest conversation either so he starts up his toy and says, “See you later, Dickhead!”
I’ve been conflicted for some time.
Evil and its collaborators seem to deserve a swift and final judgment.
However, this is literally Hell. I’ve hated it here for my entire Sentence and if there really is no After-Life (we’re DEAD for fucking godssake!), if there is really no Justice (no one should be using that trap-word) then perhaps I should wish these motherfuckers an Eternity here instead of Sweet Relief by shortening their Sentences.
After all - it’s just a Frame of Mind.
Yep, My focus is on getting OUT & not repeating the process.
This is THIER realm.....NOT mine!
However I got stuck here, It was under duress and/or false contract.
AND I SIMPLY DON'T LIKE IT.
Your neighbor is a Deutch Bag.
Yep, They've Won.
Got the same problem here. I get my seeds up and growing inside, once they hit the outdoors, zap ⚡️ they’re toast. Riding a John Deer? People still buying those pieces of crap? Nothing better than having a tractor that you need to get permission to start, lol 😂.
Yet, today growing things is not the problem of the day. My problem is the evil Duke energy company has informed me my meter cannot be updated? Really now?
I’m told I must install their new smart meter or have my meter manually read each month???? I said not a problem, I told them I sleep from 8am to 6pm and that I have 3 Rottweilers that really hate black folks and that I would not be held responsible for any bloodshed. So, have at it. I’m a sporting gal, lol 😆.
Then after this happy horseshit, my even billing bill goes from 203 to 270?
The fun just never ends.....