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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

I thought eating bugs is dangerous to the human system. We don't have the enzymes to break down exoskeletons or something. I rebuke this BullShittery with every fiber of my bean!

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Aug 28, 2023
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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

Love of Dogs! Our TRUE Saviors!

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I am so happy for you ! What a Fantabulous breed! I'm just waiting for another dog to find me that NEEDS me.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

It's Little Farts like you that are going to plug the bowels of industry by citing FACTS that chitin can cause ANAPHYLACTIC shock in those allergic to shellfish and worm-infested crickets. We don't have chitin splitting enzymes but I'm sure that you can get a prescription for them after they force these Obaminations into everyone's feed troughs.

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

Now YOU may just be prophetic here! I BETCHA they try to cash in this bug thing by making us do RX drugs to ingest the bugs! I'll do suicide by FDA before I'd....well either way..... I'm just not eating bugs peacefully!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

You worry wort!

By then they will have GMO bugs where the chitin is spliced with some other foreign protein so that it is fully digestible by humans but just makes you grow a fetus on the side of your head.

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

They start out as a cancerous mole & just keep growing! Then they consume you!🤣🤔☠️

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

It's just like that. How do they PAY for the We Upons that they will use against you?

By stealing money from you to get them.

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MaxxNY's avatar

LOL! Ill never eat again...

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Gwyneth's avatar

"Fuck off", she explained.

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

YES! Lol ...In not so many words...You nailed it!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Excellent writing. When is your non-fiction book coming out?

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Gwyneth's avatar

I am my book.

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

BAM!💥💥💥

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