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Ashketh and Pat shells an-shwear..

Fy red fsst has howitzers read hott the-(h)ay are..

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Steven's avatar

I find this is useful as free video capture software: https://www.nchsoftware.com/capture/index.html

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Thanks for that.

I tried writing to the bastards to see if it has A.I. embedded but got screened by endless windows that wouldn't let me submit a simple damned question without being their bitch.

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wörterbuch's avatar

The post says deal wit da debil. I offer a selection from king haime diverSION....Jude 1:9 Yet MichaEL the archangEL, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, DURST NOT BRING AGAINST HIM A RAILING ACCUSATION......what the hell is this? All the church of rome art of michaEL mit sword in hand, slaying the debil. Was the blade dull, blunt, not the right time during the burial of moishe? Cowardice? Paradox?

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

We begin our Apollo Genetics with the idea that Mika-EL is the PATRON SAINT OF IS RA EL.

Plus the Archon Angles were basically Lieutenant Dans of the workforce. When Lux Fere left he was a Cherubim, one of highest levels around the Borg Cube of the thorn of Goad.

So basically, Mika-EL didn't want to mix it up with top brass?

They were Homeys at one point before the work-stoppage and relocation of the corporate HQ to different real estate.

It remindeth me of the exchange between the Goad and the Hasatan in the book of Labor (Job).

And Goad sayeth: 'Sup, Satan?

And Satan replyeth: Noffin' much, Bra.

Goad asketh: What thou be doineth?

Satan say: Humpin' to and fro from da earf, and up 'n down upon it, dawg.

and Goad sayeth: Schrait up. I feel yuh. Hey, y'all wanna pull the arms and legs offa a dude in da hood and mess wit he family and shit?

Satan's all like: I down wit dat, bra.

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From the J.A.M. Jordan Amplified Manuscript.

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wörterbuch's avatar

Hell yes , I knew the reply would kick ass!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

you bring out the best of the worst in me.

Even when I was a teenager (not really I was found fully formed in a cabbage patch) I railed against the story of Yobbe. It was just totally senseless to TEST your most faithful servant.

But then I saw a news magazine on the workings of street gangs where the initiation was to let your 'brothers' beat and kick the holey living fuck out of you and then you was one of thems. So when you met a RIVAL street gang your homeys would have your back - because you let your gang kick your ass...

FUCK.

That's when I realized that the God-thing was just another devil HAZING the rest of da Hood.

But it gets worse: In Jahoodish legend that no one seems to spend much time in, there is a curious crossover of what an Angel is: Messangers of God.

Like a Djinnn made a fire and smoke, the angels were supposedly EVERY WORD that came out of G-d's mouth in the form of a flame.

The implications of that is huge. Something that can't be force-fed on a short, three-point sermon on a Sunday:

IF the angels are basically God speaking

AND 1/3 = 33% of Gods Messangers 'fell' = left him = went Bad

that means that there was that much of God that was EVIL.

It had to originate from SOMEWHERE if God created EVERYTHING.

So, we return to the Yobbe-thing where God was speaking to The Adversary = the fallen Cherubim.

IT'S A SPLIT PERSONALITY TALKING TO ITSELF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is so much in line with the Gnostic version of the Yaaldabaoth = Child of Chaos thinking it created itself (offspring of Sophia Gaia in a hallucinatory dream) that calls itself Yahweh, but is re-characterized by the Essenes as a Demented Alien Mind Parasite.

So OF COURSE Mika-EL = multiple personality of Gawd would be having a conversation with Lux Fere = multiple personality of Gawd with all sorts of irreconcilable pathologies because:

the Gawd-Thing is crazier than a shithouse rat talking to itself.

This took me years to put together based on my maxim:

If you say it like it is - then there is no debate.

Apologetics is for equally crazy infectees to justify a criminally insane entity committing crimes that are not crimes because they are GOOD CRIMES, but if anyone or anything else did them then they would be Bad Crimes.

FTS.

Fuck That Shit.

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wörterbuch's avatar

Full post worthy, both comments, thought and typed in a few minutes!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

True dat.

We'll need a catchy title for the Stack.

G in da Hood.

Purple Hazing.

Michael, Moses, Job & Jordan.

MEET YOUR MAKER! (really like that one).

hep a brotha out.

Piece!

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Nuno's avatar

'Gawd-Thing' as Spirochetes in the Holly Brain... Suffer From loneliness, so have to became a Esquizofrenic , to divide it self in Good and Bad to create a Drama Queen type movie... Yes My Friend ... :

FTS.

Fuck That Shit.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I can't remember the first source of where I confronted the Lonely God concept. That was used as a phrase in one of the David Tennant Dr. Who episodes.

The Masons maintain - as is clearly outlined in the Buy Bull - that God AROSE from DARKNESS.

Then he started goofin' with shit in the sandbox to see what he could mess with out of loneliness.

That concept is echoed in: It is not fitting that Man should be alone...

so according to "J"ewish legend that I had previously said is conveniently ignored the animals were created to find a Help Mate, which is what Hadam was supposed to have done: Attempted to breed with all of the animals to see if it did anything. This is part of their Traditions which is why they don't want anyone reading their books.

According to Glenn Kealy the earth itself is a biocomputer that acts under the direction of a universal intelligence that is SO BORED that it attempts every permuatation of life form and every possibly and horrible way to die because it wants to EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING.

Shut the goddamned thing down! is what I say, and then it will have truly experienced EVERYTHING.

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Nuno's avatar

'Shut the goddamned thing down! is what I say, and then it will have truly experienced EVERYTHING.'

This is the only thing that this not intelligence should have experienced ...

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wörterbuch's avatar

The dispute of the twins of Moishe's corpse, MikaEL prefer burial, Hasatan cremation!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

It's been so long I appreciate your attention to the details that I allowed to lapse.

Ashes to Ashes - Dust to Dust.

hmmm.... interesting.

Looking at this from a purely biological perspective if you bury it, then the infectious buggers can migrate through the biosphere to a new host.

If you burn it then there is a possibility of stopping the infection.

Never forgetting that there are some who say that the Devil was giving Hadam and Chavah a heads-up that the G-man was not what he claimed to be.

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