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deletedFeb 14
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Yeah. Sorry for the reality poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Memory is a survival trait.

Unfortunately most of us have mostly bad things to remember - as opposed to saying that we have Bad Memories which is true in both meanings of the phrase.

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Eh, Your daughter probably woulda got recycled back into the machine anyway.

Remind her that she coulda done A LOT worse!!

We just keep on dancing! .... til we DROP. Best case scenario. :)

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I met some Swiss girls overseas who had the most perfect New Zealand accents because that is where they learned english. You get mind-whiplash when they go from that into Swiss because you weren't expecting it.

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SUPER GENIUS

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Feb 14Liked by Patrick Jordan

Well bless your skinny heart....it's about time. This is the first thing I have read of yours in weeks that I didn't have to instantly walk barefoot on broken glass then slam my (pick your favorite word) in the door for a few minutes to cheer myself up from what I had just read. Now slap yourself a few times and get back to work......we have a world to fix....or extinguish......or both.

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Feb 14Liked by Patrick Jordan

…Joseyyyy jo nailed it, son of John!🤣🤣🤣

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I'm on it.

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OMFG! 😂 Can I sue YOU for the hot coffee hat I spit all over my keyboard?? If you don't hear from me for days.....You owe me a laptop! I'm over here LMFAO!

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What does Sue have to do with this?

Can she cook? Does she sew?

I keep seeing that our keyboards are spill 'resistant'. But if you pull the panel off there is NOTHING to prevent liquid from having at the fiddly bits.

The keyword is SPILL RESISTANT. I don't think that your warranty or your law suite will cover SPEW resistance.

You'll have to enter a Class Action and include my new friend because he's in a class of his own.

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Feb 14·edited Feb 14Liked by Patrick Jordan

Hahaha Ya got me :)

My laptops been glitchy since last night...B4 this last coffee incedent.....

Puts in words I don't type & mousey is dancing on screen.....Good times!

Class action ? YOU My friend are CLASS in action!

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You are so sweet to me even when you want to COURT me.

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Haha, And a Happy Vampire day too you too! 🖤🖤🖤

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Feb 14Liked by Patrick Jordan

Happy Valentine’s Day to the Ladies

Ode to Thine Extrearior

Though thou has a wise and fun interior,

Wonderous even more is thine extrearior,

When into a room thought wiggle,

All eyes turn to glimpse a glance of thy jiggle,

Up they start until they meet those theyes,

That could crack a nut on very first tries,

Please let me finish before I stop,

I haven’t yet gotten to the rack up top,

So before you sign to thyself be true,

Know that all is perfectly placed on you.

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hilarious…..but I can see the suing parents for being born in hell……do we have a case here?????

I believe so!!!

Bita Negar for Sale by ReMax…….my favorite.

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Feb 16Liked by Patrick Jordan

The crowd is growing here at Pattie-the-Jordanian..

Nice to see!

Me B bugg-boggered down in the legal sphere of purEve'il's business to beef up to protect dear mom and her ancestors honour on the land..

She was pushed off this plane of existance a year to the day today..

In loving memory..

Life fights on for growing more honourstanding/to maintain the living land - by us here in the living..

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I'd rather have a handful of quallity people than millions of 'friends' who wouldn't lend a hand if you fell in a village well with a witch at the bottom right before she was going to poison it.

My heart goes out to you and your mom.

People don't get the phrase: You have no STANDING in Court.

It is because in the Maritime system you are on a ship of fools being blown around by capricious winds and taken by any currents so the only time you are able to STAND is on DRY LAND. This is why people fought and died for 'land' the source of all that we are and do: Food, minerals, stable place to build a home.

The fool and the coward roll over to the tyrant that gives them more power and becomes an object lesson to the world to not oppose Evil.

You are an Honourable Being.

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Feb 17Liked by Patrick Jordan

Your heart felt comment warmly arrived welcome..

Väl bekommen du imed välgång hedrad varda..

(old fashion archaic Swedish akin to "Hail the welcomed sole/soul that path honored tread/be (of beingness) ..")

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I got to thinking about how few honourable people are out there, and then realized that there are ~140 supposed countries. If there were 140 of us, then after the Controllers knacker their sheep and after they do themselves in because they hate each other... Then we can divided the world amongst ourselves.

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