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jackfruit's avatar

Elizabeth: You're pirates. Hang the code, and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway (Pirates of the Caribbean)

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Gwyneth's avatar

You forgot the Gallows.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Truth be told: Hanging and the Gill O. Teen are the height of Stage Magic so I prefer a good headsman. Can't fake that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9mdcKzlQgw

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Gwyneth's avatar

I am sure Queen Anne Boleyn would agree with you.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

She be boilin'? Din't even know she but upta tempsure!

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Gwyneth's avatar

She requested a famous swordsman executioner from France which Henry the VIII (bless the megalomaniac) granted her.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I'll take: Famous Swordsmen for $500, Alex.

What is: Pay the Headsman on the way out?

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