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Gwyneth's avatar

I love that your work is hysterically illuminating.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I assure you, madame, that my Hyster has not had functioning headlights for years.

(factory grunt joke about forklifts)

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

Am I reading that correctly? That You're saying the "No virus" camp is just lying to Us? That there IS evidence of an actual thing that is contagious called a "virus?" That despite no One ever isolating, purifying, and transmitting disease with any virus, despite thousands experimented on who could not "transmit" any illness, despite no One ever actually seeing the genome of a virus (though They have seen the genomes of virtually all other life on Our planet), despite all "genomes" being created in silico and merely labeled "the [fill in a name] virus genome" and then patented - despite all these facts, viruses are real?

I am glad that I, as a woman, have no "IBS." But then, I eat zero processed foods...

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

So they just make this shit up as they go along? Sounds bout right.

The unsaniscary state of butt probes .... does THAT prove Germ theory or Terrain theory?

So much intentional quackery ..... Thanks for bringing the light into the darkness.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

what is the light at the end of the 'tunnel'?

the LED at the end of the anal probe.

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

Hahahaha!! I just spit coffee out my nose! It burns! Make it stop! Lololol

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

silly, the coffee is supposed to be up your butt for an enema!

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

I tend to do things the hard way :)

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Nuno's avatar

hahahha coffee enemas... perfect...

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

It's gotten to the point where I have to question if I'm a comic genius or just reporting what the crazy world is doing?

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Nuno's avatar

Reporting what the crazy world is doing with you imense Genius plus the adiction of your Humor is the perfect combination...!!

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Nuno's avatar

hahhahaha Man you can make me laugth... this way i have to go... well it is an abdominal training...

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all-rights-reserved's avatar

Fore must off - pamplette's likened to this unvaluable calibre is in wordsmithian charitable honourtrade as of up-elevator-lifting soleguiding and radiating pureness-sess ever cometo sight of as in real truths for real benibetterments..

Malifiwomiters be gone..

If you want geter done inshaped of greater health - better geter al-Urðanized or go bend-(hell-t)..

Choicetween word or sword:

..sword contains word hence preconhenciensieves..

Save this beni-swordly penned writ as an equal to sacro-secret penned papers crypto-gameto-shared during hellscaped tyrannicalli elevated hyperheist heights..

Getting ever so close to "hyperspacial wisdom" is as always all too often hidden in plain sight of a needle in a hay stack of devil's hair.. .. with al-Urðanized writs can shine brighter than the devil hairs burned down leaving only a magnetically but soot stricken needle captured by same al-Urðani's planet sized brain magnetism..

I really enjoyed reading this hypergenial spatt with musty masterful irony and all..

Loosh chipers ontop as gilled /w teens to tip it off..

Wow..

Off line print witj uv-resistan ink on acid free paper is the musty must exit-o-questic repredeMa' n-D..

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

You always take things to the extreme.

I've never looked into the archival quality of the over-priced NANOMATERIAL that is inkjet or laser printer pigments.

All that printing to fade a year before the Savior of Mankind comes to set things right based on what we write.

SHE is going to have HER work cut out for her.

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