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Gwyneth's avatar

Jelly beans are bio weapons.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

This was actually read to me before I saw the posting, so I thought the person had read: Chili Beans. It's even funnier when it's Jelly Babies.

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Jeannettecally Modified's avatar

Anything the push on the children during made up holidays is probably weaponized.

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

At this point, were I to have children, not one needle would touch Their flesh!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I'm all for genetic engineering.

My kids would have cactus genes spliced into them - you know: the kind with those three inch long spikes on them.

That and maybe some jelly fish stingers and electric eel genes so that no one would dare touch them. Of course you would have to hug them with a rubber suit on (about 3.5" thick) but that's a small price to pay.

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

LOL! My sides are aching!

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