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Gwyneth's avatar

I have been waging almost 40 years of war against grass and have encouraged a multitude of species of wildflowers and ground covers (Creeping Charlie, Hawkweed, Wild Thyme, Field Strawberries, Yarrow, St. John's Wort, Pinks, Ajuga, Self Heal, Toad Flax, Birdseye Speedwell, mosses, etc.) Consequently, mowing has been reduced to about once a month. The bees and butterflies appreciate it.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I'll bet that Creepy Charlie had a Wild Time in your Strawberry Fields Forever. Sorry to hear about St. John's Wart, I hope it will Speed Well to a Self Heal without leaving a Pink Birdseye. Holy Moses!

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Gwyneth's avatar

You are just amazing!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

My middle name is Grace.

Say Good Knight Gracie.

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Gwyneth's avatar

Yes, George.

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OK's avatar

HeHeHe! Patrick the WORDSMITH. I LOVE it. Your sense of humor makes this living in hell a little bit more tolerable.

TaTa!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I've always been a jokester and a smart ass (makes up for all of the dumbasses) but I truly adopted this level of kicking the Devil's ass from an ex-con who said the only way to make it through Hard Time was with a sense of humor.

How long you in for?

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OK's avatar

For reasons unbeknownst to me, some asshole threw the whole goddamned book at me and sentenced me to ETERNITY.

Hey, that's an interesting way to say you are going to the pokey - SENTENCED.

I'm hanging around this hell because I wanna find out how this shit show ends. I really, really wanna see the fat lady sing.

Life is strange.

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artermix's avatar

What an interesting write up Patrick…...what the HOA did to a friend of mine and other 80 families who lost their apartment (they were all owners) back in Oct. 2022 here in Pittsburgh is shy out of a horror novel. But what baffles me the most is how nobody of the 80 families still have rebelled.

They are still all out of their homes (paying rent and a mortgage at the same time) and still being abused by HOA of said building. 18 months later…..and a shitload of money spent to fix the apartment building complex from a fire started in the basement…….through this time the HOA came up with the most ridiculous request in regard to the fixing of the place.

I am not going to go in details because I do not want to bore all of you with this long list. The thing that was of my surprise is that…..HOA hired an outside administrator to manage the HOA and this individual/individuals never had a formal meeting with the 80 owners of the appartments in the building complex. Everything is done via e-mail and with dead lines.

Why would anyone even accept these terms in the first place??

Now…..18 months after the fire and minor fixing (painting and replacing carpet) in the hall ways…..the families can go back to their apartments and start working there. But wait!! The sewer pipes are clogged because nobody was living there for so long…..so really there is no money and insurance co…..is not providing any because it was all individual insurances afterall. The HOA administrator has asked everyone to take up a 200K loan (like in a group ) to fix the toilet sewer pipes (estimated cost).

These request come with short dead lines too……via email….only and in this fashion. Unreal or what?

Is it really the HOA or the people who must enjoy the fucking in the ass?? Pardon my french…..

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I am fluent in Francais, so I know very well this - how do you say? - the ass-fucking.

FIGHT has been BRED OUT of the human herd. The 'administrator' could even be some college puke that graduated business school by cheating and has no real life practical experience in their 'profession' (whoredom is a profession too) and no compassion whatsoever.

The odds of no fighters in 80 people is the template for the macrocosm of the Genus. Humanity is doomed. I wonder what archeologist will make of their fossils?

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artermix's avatar

Someone is definetly double dipping in all this....because the idiots.....the 80 families are idiots in my mind at this point......do not even ask for recipts of where all money has gone for the 18 months post fire restoration.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

Proof of concept that a herd can be so passified you can pose them and they retain the shape.

Proof of concept was seen in the toilet paper craze at the opening of conveed. What your story signals is that the big capital slugs that are buying up property will have no resistance whatsoever from the 15-minute Own Nothing Crowd that will be put in containment feedlots and treated worse than animals.

Gone is Self-Preservation the hallmark of all life on this sick rock.

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artermix's avatar

That is exactly what is happening in our area.....big wall street firms buying properties and turningvthem into rentals. They offer more money and they are causing price wars and allowing average buyers to fair competion.

Home ownership should not be an over inflated competitive market but a right for every citizen.

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OK's avatar

The archaeologist will find a new species- a type of humanoid without a spine. They will then conclude that is why they went extinct.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

BLAD !

Barked Like A Dog!!!!!

That was poetry, comedy and satire rolled into an eggroll with chop suey noodle !

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Nuno's avatar

People like ( LOVE ) that .... and the HARD WAY no LUBE and with SAND...

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Nuno's avatar

" So, was this video an expose on the social control of useless apes? Or was it just a celebration and aggrandizement of Family accomplishments by a Family member?"

I think is probably both.

That quote for My dinner with André is remarcable!!! Timeless , and today is becaming more precise by the second.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

and THAT is what sets you apart from the consumers of data and the ANALYZERS of data.

I posed the question as and either or, and you shot it down with your flack ghuns with an

ALL OF THE ABOVE : AND logic gate.

Which is almost always is. Glad to have someone with their head still attached at the socket.

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Nuno's avatar

Same "... FORCE..." operating in the 2 ... every thing they use is always agains us...

Like you very wise tell " Same pig different lipstick"

they can even putt the same pig same lipstick and tell people that are different and they will believe... God is indead from stockholm...

Thank you for the Words in the reply my Friend!!

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

It's sad enough that the apes can't see that the same pig has different lipstick but when the parade the same pig with the same lipstick and tell everyone that it is a baby watermelon and the slaves ask what the watermelon's pronouns are, then you know that their intellect and survival capacity is below that of a senile mask-wearing stooge in an office with an oval shape.

This plane of existence is due for a dinosaur reset.

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Nuno's avatar

My Friend you are so right!! This is the era of biorobots whit direct link betwin large intestine and brain ... Huxley talks about precentages in humans that are susceptible of being hipnotised and others that is almost impossible of hipnotise ... could this be related to some fall for the most patetic psyops and propaganda, and others not even whit all they shot at us dont...??

That word you use ... STOOGE is very good...

Like you said... "lets pray for a meteriorite".

Wait... meteriorites dont exist...

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