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Who needs an Extra Terrestrial when a terrestrial that infects the brain will do?

Dune indeed: Harkonins = Archons; Arakis = Iraqis; Atreides = Israelis; Bene JESUIT witches, Giant worms instead of microscopic worms, etc.

Docufuckingmentary.

It's so funny how you framed it (and I accept it): It was the absolute truth that they told you that everything you know is a lie...

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From the documentary:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1taruSUbUwc

"I don't know which species is worse...."

My version instead of reptilians is that the sheep herders got a good case of syphilis that went right to their brains so they were taken over by a microscopic entity that took over their central nervous system. Since they were the most amenable to being Thumb Puppets to this entity that is why they are called The Chosen. Now syphilis and lyme will take any host so even 'whites' and other 'races' can host the Bug, but it does have a favorite.

I have always maintained that between Yudaism, Yslam, Christianity, and Hinduism that THEY outnumber the rest at the very least 10 to 1 if not a million to one in these modern times of gene mutations.

Once everything goes cyborg than even the Chosen will be recycled. That's the dark irony of it all. It is a standard operating procedure in Wet Works to A Sassy Nate the A Sasson.

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not to be argumentative but to explore all possibilities:

A former pentagoner suggested that maybe THEY were here first and it is we who are the least likely to be from here because all other animals are adapted to negotiate this hostile planet with armor, tooth/nail, or toxins but the Naked Ape (although cunning and resourceful) can't survive outside of the tropics without technology.

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PROOF we are in a video game. Now, if the wife that I don't have turns to the camera and starts pitching breakfast cereal to the Patman Show, I know I'm in trouble.

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I do my best to read all of the comments except for all-rights-reserved because I have to pack a lunch and bring a dictionary and my secret decoder ring to get through a single post!

There are many things that I find useful in Buddhism and Taoism but the Do Nothing philosophy is right out the window because both of those traditions had martial arts so advanced that they could kill with a touch or a thought.

YET THEY WERE INDUCED TO 'DO NOTHING' BY THEIR HANDLERS. Can't even call them Masters. (which only means: Teacher buy the whey).

I don't like mazes. I don't like traps. I don't like games.

This shit has to be stopped and the makers of the Cube have to pay.

Don't know if I deserve thanks for bringing you back to 'reality' whereeverthehellthatis... ?

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What disturbs me to my core is that the Jewish legends all have reincarnation as part of their belief system. The Brahmans came from aBRAHM so that religions is steeped in reincarnation as well. I didn't like this go-round in the least so I have no intention of coming back. But James Burke in the end of his series Connections said that the only way to know where you are and where you're going is to know where you've been and we can't even do that.

Then there's the Arnold Justtakeyourdamnshot Black Mule Driver movie Total Recall where it's just an implanted dream adventure and everyone wakes up and is supposed to want to go under again...

It's GOT to stop!

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Gwyneth's avatar

I am inclined to consider it the "Royal We" rather than multiple voices in your head. Much more dignified.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I swear that wasn't me... I can hold my bladder...

oh ---

you didn't say Royal Wee...

nevermind.

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Gwyneth's avatar

There's that middle name again.

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More PROOF we're in a SIM. I spent the last 3 days at war with yellow jackets and yesterday they decided on a Donald Rumsfeld full scale invasion. Finally called the exterminator and got things under control. Sit down and watch an X-Files episode, and it starts with insects killing an exterminator and random people. WTF!

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I wait most days for the bug to unscrew my tube in the back of my head and be flushed down the Matrix toilet...

My bathroom fan vent was not working a couple of years ago so I got on a ladder to investigate to find that there was a fully hatched nest of wasps with one lone guard. Fortunately these hive insects will hesitate to attack alone because if they're dead they can't defend the territory which is why the attack as a group. So I was able to avoid doing a King Kong off the ladder and came back with some soap and essential oil spray that usually dispatches the beeches in 30 seconds (almost all hive insects are female clones). But I was inhaling more soap that the guard trying to get her on the wing because she wouldn't settle down. I got the nest out of there, doused the whole thing with essential oil. and haven't check it in a few years, and now I'll wait until fall - um... autumn.

Were your yellow jackets (they weren't French - were they?) in the ground or on or in the building? I get a kick out of youtubes where people will come at them with sprayfoam to seal the nests.

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They were under the siding in the block. Total pain in the ass to get to without the right tools. Next time I'm going to nip it in the bud before they start going Norman Swarzkopf on my ass. Everyone I know is having yellow jacket problems right now. Maybe that's how the French government took care of their yellow jackets. Chemical warfare?

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The past five years I have seen the decline of most beneficial insects and the rise of nasty bugs. That's wild that they were hiding behind the siding.

Soon there won't be any insects left except for the GMO bugs that they want us to eat.

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Pat, what kind of essential oil did you use? The bees are back in town. Except now they're cousins (the hornets) are setting up shop in the garage. Swear to God I knew this would happen. Mix the essential oil and soap together in a sprayer?

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Answer: Cheepest shit possible because you're going to use a lot of it. I got some peppermint on sale from Swansons and use that up so I went on to Tea Tree and used that up and then I used up all of the cheepass lavendar but had to wear a respirator because the soap will melt your mucus and the essential oils are too powerful to breathe.

With a half a cup of water and one fluid ounce of dish soap and 20 drops of essential oil I was able to kill hornets sprayed directly within 30 seconds. That's a little kitchen hand sprayer. You will have to ramp up the ratios if you're using one of those garden pump sprayers and that will give you better distance between you and your houseguests.

Bees are hairy and they take longer. Ants are gone in seconds. Cockroaches are damned near unkillable. Ticks are like: Did you say something?

I ran out of cheep oils so I went to just uber concentrated organic dish soap and got nearly the same results. Some people use Dawn dish soap but that is an industrial toxin.

I wear a respirator, goggles since stinging insects are genetically programs to attack the eyes, and a WINTER COAT WITH A HOOD ON IT. Stay an arm's length away and be prepared to run to safety although the bastardesses can fly 20mph.

Get the ones farthest from the hive first and work your way in so that there are less to mobilize against you. The idea is to saturate their bodies and melt the wax on them to suffocate them so a strong mist is better than a single stream.

NEVER CRUSH THEM because they release a pheromone on death that calls the entire hive to attack you and they can track you by the smell that their dead comrade left on you.

It's best to have some Apis homeopathy on hand 200C just in case you get stung. I've had it calm potential allergy within seconds. Other folk remedies are copper over the sting (OK but not fast or 100%) or a paste of baking soda. Have those handy just in case. One of those zapping swatters is useful if there's only a few but that might cause the pheromone release.

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