All part of the Jordanian Prison Philosophy Package. If you order before midnight tonite, for a mere $6.66 you too can be the proud owner of the key principles of Surviving Hell. Operators are standing by. If you use the code: ASS you will also get a FREE asbestos T-Shirt that has emblazoned on it: I Survived Hell !
1. If they hate clean air, soil, and water then make as much of it as you can.
2. If they promote illness then keep yourself as healthy as possible.
3. If they use fear to keep you in fetal position wailing and gnashing teeth, then stand up on your two wobbley feet and LAUGH AT THE DEBIL. (he/she/it really HATES that!)
... AND THAT'S NOT ALL. As a thank you for being our 666th caller we will throw in a free can of Ron Popeil Hair In A Can to make it look like you still have a head of hair since all of ours have been burnt off in the flames. Caution, do not spray up your nose to replace your nose hairs as those are permanently burnt off as a reminder of where you are/were.
Ahh... Deuteronomy 20. My favorite. Recently some Rebbes were quoting it with the gloating look on their faces.
Initiations into fraternities and street gangs has a ritual where the members get to beat up the new inductees. That is what christians are to Yahoodim. Battered Life Syndrome.
Is neurosyphilis resistant to nuclear explosion? Doubt it. So, there is one solution to stop the causative agent.
Somebody please smash that damned RED BUTTON already.
Too harsh? I don't give a damn.
We live in hell.
Noooks in Hell.
Sounds like a Punk Rock song.
Cue guitars !
I am sitting here laughing at your witty sense of humor. Who would have thought that we can have fun in hell?
LET'S ROCK!
All part of the Jordanian Prison Philosophy Package. If you order before midnight tonite, for a mere $6.66 you too can be the proud owner of the key principles of Surviving Hell. Operators are standing by. If you use the code: ASS you will also get a FREE asbestos T-Shirt that has emblazoned on it: I Survived Hell !
1. If they hate clean air, soil, and water then make as much of it as you can.
2. If they promote illness then keep yourself as healthy as possible.
3. If they use fear to keep you in fetal position wailing and gnashing teeth, then stand up on your two wobbley feet and LAUGH AT THE DEBIL. (he/she/it really HATES that!)
... AND THAT'S NOT ALL. As a thank you for being our 666th caller we will throw in a free can of Ron Popeil Hair In A Can to make it look like you still have a head of hair since all of ours have been burnt off in the flames. Caution, do not spray up your nose to replace your nose hairs as those are permanently burnt off as a reminder of where you are/were.
The word DEBIL in Czech means moron.
Enjoyed your humor again. You are a genious.
How coincidentally strange.
I think that your auto-correct is off again.
That's a Geeny Ass.
“All children of the ‘goyim’ (Gentiles) are animals.” Talmud (Yebamoth 98a)
“Even the best of the ‘goyim’ should all be killed.” Talmud (Soferim 15)
“Leave nothing alive that breathes. Destroy them completely…as the Lord your God has commanded you” Talmud (Deuteronomy 20:16)
Ahh... Deuteronomy 20. My favorite. Recently some Rebbes were quoting it with the gloating look on their faces.
Initiations into fraternities and street gangs has a ritual where the members get to beat up the new inductees. That is what christians are to Yahoodim. Battered Life Syndrome.