Bluing smoke up your ass

The topic of Methylene Blue waxes and wanes, so it is now on the rise like a werewolfian moon, therefore I like to put the Prose and the Cones out there so people can PROTECT themselves from Guru Goons that might end up HARMING THE UNSUSPECTING PUBLICK.

Blue Food Dye in Colon Polyp Detection

To the editors of The Journal of the Canadian Association of Gastroenterology,

I have found something relatively easy and inexpensive that may help others in differentiating and identifying polyps during colonoscopy.

It is a common practice to use chromoendoscopy during colonoscopy for chronic colitis because it helps identify subtle polyps or other raised lesions that need to be removed. Methylene blue is most often used for this. There has been some resistance to performing chromoendoscopy, especially in an outpatient clinic setting. It can be relatively costly in relationship to the time it takes and the equipment required, including the dye. Extra time is needed to go back and forth through the colon when using methylene blue.

A catheter is required to inject the dye during the colonoscopy, which adds to the cost.

Oh lordy. THE COST! As if any of it ISN’T BORNE BY THE VICTIM !!!
Oh lordy. THE TIME! As if you get paid by the hour !!
Oh lordy. THE EQUIPMENT! Need an extra tube up the ass !!

Furthermore, although rare, side effects can occur. Methylene blue has a potential to cause hemolysis in persons with glucose-6-phosphate dehydrogenase deficiency.

Isn’t this just the beauty part of it, Eh?

How would you KNOW if you had a G-6-PD breakage UNTIL YOUR RED BLOOD CELLS BROKE DOWN?

As an alternative to methylene blue, for several years I have been using regular blue food colouring—which can be purchased at any grocery store—in the waterjet bottle during routine colonoscopies. I found that this helps to identify the edges of polyps and to differentiate adenomatous from hyperplastic polyps.

HEY! Fantastic! We are told that DRUGS are the only things that you can use for MediSIN because they are standardized, and made with GMP, and USP, and are safe and effective. It’s heartworming to know that you can just go to any goddamned grocery store, pull out some Morgellions Juice and stick it up the ass of your victims so that you can see better.

See better the things that you GAVE them through contaminated vaccines!

Polyps, buy the whey are CANCEROUS growths caused by the Herpesviridae Order of viruses including HPV.

So, with that as a backdrop who the hell cares if the Blue Egg Stain was checked for chemical purity, or microbial overgrowth, or whatthefuckever? Because we’re in Canukia Land where anything goes and it takes several months to schedule EMERGENCY surguries in Socialist Heaven.

The mucosal pattern is more easily seen than when using white light alone.

Four to six drops of blue food colouring is added to a litre of water in the spray bottle and is sprayed through the water jet channel. As the walls of the colon are flushed normally, the blue food colouring at this concentration is translucent, but provides enough contrast to visualize the mucosal patterns. Subtle disruption of the mucosal fold pattern will often identify sessile or flat polyps. No extra catheters are necessary, and spraying along the colon while flushing allows for the food colouring to spread across mucosa. One pass through the colon is all that is needed.

The only side effect from the blue dye is that it may stain the patient’s clothing as it may leak out after the colonoscopy.

The ONLY side effect.
Uh… what are the long term studies?
Not of putting blew die up someone’s asses - but the long term studies of blue food coloring in a world of people who have infinite health destruction already in play; yet the protectors of consumers is a millie tarry pschological wharf air operation called the Doof and Drug Agent Seize.

A small bottle costs approximately $4 and lasts several weeks.

Along with careful and thorough observation, even if using blue food colouring helps only on occasion to find an additional polyp or helps to define the borders of a sessile polyp, it is so simple and inexpensive to use, I think it is worthwhile and would suggest others try this during routine colonoscopy, not just for chronic colitis or IBD.

Sincerely,

Dr. Mark Atin

Isn’t it amazing what you can find when you are looking for the two different forms of microbial stain and fall across someone having their colon being juiced with Welch’s Grape Juice as a common practice?

Life is strange.

Ignorance of Science can harm or kill you.

You’re welcome.