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wörterbuch's avatar

Johann Tetzel dominican friar commisSIONed by Giovanni DeMedici (pope Leo the 10th) as collector of indulgence's (pardons). "When the coin in the coffer rings, the soul from purgatory springs."

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

There's a Sin I Cull saying: Humans are the only animals that pay rent to live on this planet.

Anyone who has studied biology knows that't not true.

But, it is a wry and partially accurate assessment.

Speaking of ass cess mente: the Yahoodies won't leave us alone in the After-Birth or the After-Life or the After-Death.

Paying to get out of a Time Out with gawd.

It's a world of pussies. Before they became an infection dug into the bone, anytime anyone said something stupid like that they should have been denied replication rites.

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Kelli's avatar

I just hope they don’t put on one of those showy state funerals when this repulsive freak finally kicks off. Thank you God for listening. I’m sure it will be a battle, despite the fact everyone knows the s w I ne should go straight to

H E LL.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

It begs the question of exactly which replusive freak you are referring to? The incoherent one with saggy diapers? or the one that speaks well and wears a silicon mask?

Sadman Insane had 40 body doubles. You Saw Mah was kilt three times. Hillary has at least ten not even close look unalikes.

I can't see swine and Spa Satana mentioned at the same time without the story of Legion coming to mind uninvited.

Legion begged to be cast out into the pigs. "J"man obliged. He DIN'T send them to Hell. In fact the pigs did the right thing and Suis Sided themselves but then that liberated the Dark Spirits so that they could start the cicle all over again.

The Buy Bull is a grimoire full of horror tales that are repackaged for the NPCs because the reality of it is scarier than any hollyweird movie.

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wörterbuch's avatar

Thou shalt give Zetta Art Works a call for a new painting of Jman commanding legion to enter das schwein and violently rush off the cliff. It shall be a 3 piece scene of Jman mit right hand raised at legion and left hand pointing at the schwein as legion leaves the possessed. Scene 2 legion entereth the herd as they rush violently mit dust cloud over cliff. Scene 3 a massive splash from the drowned schwein.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

If I might expand on your most excellent suggestion, Yore Excellency, I can see this as a circular illustration with all of the action in one frame:

"J"man with the double point, pigs on a ledge, pigs sky-diving, pigs in a blanket of water and the ghosts of the demons vaporizing from the dead pork into the sky to recycle all over again...

Stellar concept.

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wörterbuch's avatar

Patriarch Kirill head of Rus Orthodox Church collects all tax on vodka-tobacco sales and weareth $40,000 swiss rolex. As jman sayeth, it be easier for the camel to thread the needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of gawd.

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Linda O's avatar

The Dalai Lama is also fond of expensive watches...and young boys apparently. Sigh.

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wörterbuch's avatar

Chabad Yutin says "the vampire ball is over" for "anglo-saxon west."

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Linda O's avatar

"Anglo-Saxon" is a misused term....

but I guess Putin is saying the quiet bit out loud:

Get ready for Bolshevik 2.0

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OK's avatar

I don't want to be around when the BOLSHEVIK 2.0 starts! Oceans will turn red with the blood of billions of tortured and kylled victims. I shudder at the thought of such a hellish time awaiting us.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I think the See Eye Aye is obsessed with sex. He's an asset.

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Patrick Jordan's avatar

I thought it was:

"It beeth harder to stick a camel up yo ass, than to enter Heave On wit all yo bling, Yo!"

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