I’m making a lot of X-rated postings lately.
This particular video shows how we have been getting Roy Alley screwed by the Cunt Trollers.
I’ve never experienced it this bad, but have you ever been at the gas station and it seemed like someone was jacking with the pump handle every second and it caused a backlash in your pump that is connected to the entire buried tank?
What we are looking at is Yahoody-Engineered Extortion where they claim we have to keep the planet clean so they put a tiny box with carbon in it (carbon sequestration?) that can’t last a few months let alone the life of the vehickle, then set up the system and the computer controller so that YOU CAN’T EVEN FILL YOUR CAR WITH THE GAS THEY ARE PRETENDING TO PROTECT YOU FROM IF ONE OF THEIR RUBE GOLDBERG MOUSE TRAPS CATCHES YOU BY THE NETHERS.
here’s the reason for globe hell cap eye toll punishment for all who create these disasters:
THEY DON’T EVEN FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE PLANET.
It’s all just dick-yanking.
They live on toxins which is why the entire petroleum industry rules the whirled.
Cars CAN get 100 mpg so that just took care of whatever evaporative system dick-yanking they might fake a need for.
More petroleum is spilled in a single tanker industry than all of the fumes that might fart out of all the cars in all of the world. (where’s PETA and Green Piece on that factoid?)
The impossibly complex systems require more Plastic (petroleum) and Energy (petroleum) and transportation (petroleum) to keep the fake dick-yanking system operational while sucking the very life’s blood out of us more efficient then it is sucking gas vapors out of your tank.
THEN they create an industry where you have to PAY to have your car checked to see if it is in dick-yanking fart sucking compliance.
* FUCK THEM.
I have not known a single modern car that hasn’t thrown an evaporative system code. Those that can try to ignore them. Those that can end up like this:
The reason why I started Jordan’s Jarage is to help folks who might not know how desperately devlish the Naughto Industry is so that they won’t be deceived by the devils that run it and if they have any shade-tree skills might be able to fix it themselves without needing synthetic motor oil before the right rayping.
The other part is to show there is NO DIFFERENCE between what we are seeing with machines and how they have structured modern medicine to be the EXACT SAME PARADIGM.
The point being in the second video where they MAKE the fuel pump to break!
They have also MADE US TO BREAK.
That’s called fraud and it is a crime, but since the Govern Mente is the biggest boss in the cartel and Planned Obsolescence has been with us longer than Planned Parent Riding Hood, then it’s actually just Busine$$ a$ u$ual.
With the level of engineering available to them they COULD make things that last forever…
How could THAT not ‘save the plane-it’?
But they don’t. So the default conclusion is that they want things to break and make them with special attention to FORCE them to break so that it costs more to fix a goddamned fuel problem than most cars cost in the 1970s.
I don’t know if y’all have had to have your fuel pump changed but it’s not like in the 1970s where it was outside of the tank. It is now in the bottom of the tank and you can feel privileged if you get off with it just costing around $500.
There is nothing about this Hellscape that is good/wholesome/worthy.
If you had the crazy notion that perhaps growing a beard (ladies too) and shaving your moustache (ladies too) and getting a horse and buggy might be an answer; or if that is too drastic, so you think that just Resetting back to Kinder/Gentler times might be an answer, then…
… the fuckinggoddamnedcocksuckingsonsabitches have THAT ONE covered too!
Granted, its happening in Californication witch makes sense because the bi-costal pair of Southern Californcatia (the world’s SEVENTH largest economy) and Yew York Shitty have been trend setters for the lap dogs of Lucifer since forever, but because of that it will be the camel’s nose in the tent then all-of-a-sudden classic cars will be banned in the entire Ewe Knighted States and THEN THE WORLD!
Fuckers got it locked up 3 steps in advance like a chess game.
I just want to vomit out Stacks quickly so I failed to put in the text that the SIMPLE tests that are suggested in the first video are indeed simple if:
1. You have a car lift
2. You have the knowledge of what to do.
3. You have the expensive goddamned equipment to do it with.
4. You like rust in your eyes because no one's car looks that clean underneath.
5. The parts are actually accessible without removing chunks of rhe vehicle that some Red Headed engineer designed just to remind us that we are in Hell.
6. You don't break shit that wasn't broken BEFORE you tried to fix the thing that wasn't working.
Yeah. Fucking simple.
nobody does it better than you, you put the real FUCK back into the FUCK!