Who Cut The Cheese?

... love me some Pam

Mmmm…. hmmmmm….. gurlfren got it goin’ on!

I had no I.D., Eye Dee, Idear, Ideyuh or suspectification dat dey be gibbin’ us some Termite Flakes and Anti-Nastay in Yuppie Shreds.

Like Pam said: It takes 5 seconds to SHRED YOUR OWN FUCKING CHEESE - but with respect to Pam she didn’t use that brand-name of cheese when she said it.

This is what happens to KEPT ANIMALS when they abdicate their food acquisition to a third turd party and worse than that have to have the Nanny cut their cheese for them.

Adopting the Role of an Angry Vegan there is additional rage to share with all-comers because sucking cow tit has always been off the menu for me, plus casein from any sources feeds herpes/cancer. Double Negative Bad as might be said from the novel 1984.

Butt irregardless of that, the DOPING of unsuspecting ILLITERATE cuntsuemers (I’ve been reading package labels since 1973) is part of our spelling lesson for the day. Can you say:

A-S-Y-M-M-E-T-R-I-C-A-L F-U-L-L-S-P-E-C-T-R-U-M W-A-R-F-A-R-E

?

Say: CHEESE!