Softunderware

Hey Stackarinos,

A long time listmember sent me some material by a ship’s captain that had some compelling claims about how the Yahoodim dominated the world stage and wrote history in their favor. So I opened 5 tabs of link and my computer crashed.

Kernel error. Msfs.sys file damage.

self recovered blue screen of death.

Yes, I know the laundry list of what that could be and the diagnostics I have to run, but I barely have time to wipe after I shit after I eat, so this is too much drama for my schedule.

I know people are enthusiastic to contribute to our collective (non-Borg) work and some folks don’t pay attention to whether there is a Dot-Gov at the end of the address (I stay away from those permanent cookies) so this is not a chastisement or smacking of the puppy’s nose with a newspaper. Shit happens.

In the olden days of my email list I told people that if they wanted to send me stuff that they would have to embed it in an email so that I could see it without pulling up the website.

If you can imagine it: THAT WAS BACK WHEN I WAS ON DIALUP.
Yes, for you young kidlings: the rumors are true: there was such a thing as dialup and if you dig in popular rock strata housing dinosaur bones you can not only find some of my ancestors there but fossilized phone modems as well…

So my request is that if you want to send me data via email that
#1 IT CANNOT BE ABOUT POLITICS OR CORONA;
#2 It damned well better be important - because I spend a minimum of 4 hours a day just answering emails;
#3 Lyme/Spirochetes/Syphilis are the only relevant topics as this world stage is comng to an end;
#4 it will have to be cut & paste of what you think is relevant…

…. because what sets a Data Dog/Red Hen apart is that they have already done the analysis BEFORE they share the data that brings me up to speed before I even look at material. There literally aren’t enough hours in the day (I know - I’ve tried) so I need a leg-up where analysis is concerned.

I can’t play Bitchute videos (buffering is retarded and they won’t change their platform) so don’t send any links. You can send a note to say: “I suffered through 3 hours of a Bitchute video for you and there were 3 seconds of significant information on how they are now making artifical vanilla flavor artificially….” and stuff like that.

Bear in mind that I have a robust anti-virus/anti-malware suite that sometimes will restrict websites from opening and videos from playing so that if you opened or viewed them then your system might be compromised already. If you viewed the ship’s captains material and didn’t have the same problem then perhaps your system was rewritten successfully and your software didn’t pick up the threat.

So I will never tell anyone go to that site that did me wrong. I will never expect you to injure your systems to collect data to paste into an email, but the cut & paste format provides one more level of protection that served us all well during the Dialup Epoch.

Just so you know: In the Grain Ghetto - WHEN I can get a connection the speed is 100 times faster than dialup and 100 times slower than high speed. So the annoyance of trying to load pages, save PDFs (another thing you can attach if you think it is critical!) or buffer videos is enough to make a nun eat the clots out of a cadaver.

Gross - I know - but that’s how bad it is when you have a brain that runs at 2x and a system that runs at -2X.

Thank your all for your engagement (I like those little pecan sandies at weddings) and you enthusiasm, and those underwire bras and jock straps: for your Support.

Cheers