One Law for Ewe, none for Yew
The urban legend is that in Tijuana at certain clubs across the border a woman would bring a dog and a pony onto the stage on leashes.
She would then proceed to commit unnatural acts which resulted in the name of:
The Dog and Pony Show.
You just watched it.
Do you remember that post you did a long time ago, circa 2011 or 12, about Sparky the electrician? Everyone loved it. Maybe you should resurrect it for your new readers?
Kudos to you for this find.