Globe Hell He Con Oh Me

Things have always been bad. But they are getting worser.

I’ve been trying to collect food items ahead but there is always some Hitch in the Git’along as Andy Griffith used to say.

So, by the time I got some Canadian Wild Rice from CANADIA… (the point of this dye a Tribe) the Ohio Train Rex and Chinese Forest Renewal Projects had already been completed. So food grown/sold after that now carries the Con Tame In Nation.

Lettuce back up a bit like a clogged drain.

There was a seller (not to be named) in Florida that dealt in bulk products that had fairly good prices and until recently, fairly good product.

Nearly every shipment was put in under-rated boxes, so since the Post Hell Serve Us and Common Carry Hers love me so much there would always be damage to the boxes. This last time (last straw) was an order that had an entire bag of bulk goods missing from the box - with a hole in it.

In these modern times, to save Trees no one puts an INVOICE or receipt in or on the box anymore. Thing of it is: Goog Hell in their Wiz Dumb locked me out of my account so I couldn’t check the ELECTRONIC record to make sure that the missing package was even part of the order.

So I called. Never got a reply on several occaisions. Just an answering machine.

Does anyone even answer phones these days? Do they even work? (more on that).

So I emailed. Never got a reply on several occaisions.

It took quite some time to regain access to my Goog Hell locked-out account to find that indeed whatever goons handled my package in an under-rated burst-strength box are now living high on dehydrated onions from my stash. (so as to imply cache of edibles not leftovers from the hairs beneath my nose).

So I wrote a divorce letter to the Floridians to say that customer service is equal in importance to quality of product and that I will no longer patronize them or share their company with Thee My People.

As if they care. Because I had boughten some CANADIAN WHILDE RICE from this vendor and it smelt a bit musty (aude de mouse ureen) and swampy (probably paddy rice grown in flooded fields). It took a couple of boilings and water changes to de-smellify it enough to eat. But then I looked CAREFULLY at the label on the package. It did indeed say:
Canadian Wild Rice
Butt, it also said:

Phocea International Packed Food, ALGERIA

Exsqueeze the fuck out of me, mon cher?

No wonder it stunketh.

I was told by a woman who did a lot of overseas business that shipping by sea is the cheapest way to go but the holds of ships are damp and nasty so vendors like a Kohl’s department store will nearly render you unconscious when you enter their store because their imported clothing and other goods were fumigated with formaldehyde to cut down on any pests or fungus, etc.

What has always fascinated me is that it is cheeper (apparently) to ship whilde rice from Canuckia to FUCKING ALGERIA

to have it fucking packaged for gossling’s sake!

then ship it back to Floor Eye Duh than to either have it drop shipped from where it was grown or shipped to the Land O Jeb Bush and then domestically drop kicked to the Grain Ghetto!

Maybe the holds of these ships are filled with the tears of weeping saints?

Like I said: This world has been fucked for a long time. This is just one complaint in a subductive upheaval of mountainous complaints including the Most Favored Nation Trading Status of the country into whom the receivership of the United States Corporation has gone to: China. And of whom a certain beloved Son of Castro likes to suck dick.

If you wanted to ship something from the US to Canadia it will cost you $40 USD just for the privilege of bending over. (that doesn’t include any other ammenities like a good whipping and kicking).

But if CHINA wants to ship by air, land or sea, they can do it for One Cent.

ONE CENT PER PACKAGE.

It doesn’t matter if it is EXPRESS AIR MAIL or land carrier or ship.

ONE FUCKING CENT.

This world is messed up, but thanks to the Laws of Physics a really fast moving ball of ice such as a comet when hitting the surface should ignite a fire that will remove the atmosphere. Or, that’s what they tell us.

They’re probably lying about that too…