Gas & Bloating

... Figures Never Lie - But Liars Sure Can Figure

The A.I. wanted me to see these to first…

THE SUN HAS GAS!
THE SUN HAS PLASMA PAJAMAS!

We’ve alway known, kids, dat no one knows Jack Shit, ‘bout noffin’. But deys can gib you ‘qauzions dat proof whut deys vhamtin!

Jack be up in dah Hood an he dun say: “Yo!”

Since these videos came to me out of sequence, I then looked for his EARLIER work that set the stage that:

THE SUN IS LIQUID METAL !

Hey, everything we know was given to us. Everything we know is a lie.
I’ll buy a pound of liquid hydrogen before I swig down any of the other liquid bullshit that they’ve been selling in Fizz Sicks.

For those of you who have ZERO knowledge of physics.
For those of you who have ZERO interest in physics.
For those of you who (like me) are ALLERGIC to Math.

I think this guy is onto something.

What he does is expose that the early motherfuckers came up with a ‘theory’ of what the sun was. They KNEW (just like the framers of The US Constitution knew) that it was flawed (why would they need AMENDMENTS to a perfect document?) so they scrambled to hide their failed physics equations under mountains of Yahoody gemmatria numbers to fudge the numbers that didn’t work, and when the fudge didn’t work they just poured carmel coating, gasoline, and road tar on it and called it Science!

Trust the Science!

Figures Never Lie - But Liars Sure Can Figure

That’s why I like this guy. He took their own Most Holy Numbers and the Sacred Equations and the sacrificed them like screaming animals on an altar until there was nothing left but the stench.

NOT A GAS.
NOT A PLASMA.

Even their own numbers don’t work.

So, what that does is: harm even the Electric Universe crowd as well.

I never had a cow running the Preakness for any of these ‘theories’.
So, sacrifice that BBQ !

Is the sun a liquid metal Terminator?
I don’t know. What put me on alert was that it is reasonable to say that a globe earth spinning, twisting, and shouting at sub-relativistic speeds could not keep an atmosphere despite that Most Holy Grabtitty, so then a GASSEOUS OR PLASMATIC sun IN A VACUUM has a similar conundrum of: WHAT IS HOLDING IT TOGETHER without a spherical dome around it? The whole: ‘millions of miles diameter and billions of tons of fuel that won’t run out for millions of years’ bullshit just didn’t cut it for me even when I was a Space In Thu Sigh Assed. Liquid metal in a Vacuum seems a little more coherent for keepin’ it solid as we might say in da Hood; and we do have vomit comet footage of Astro Nots showing how liquids do assume spherical shapes in FREE FALL - however… those were all done INSIDE CONTAINED VESSELS WITH PRESSURIZED ATMOSPHERE.

So is this another distraction?
A useful clue?

I’ve got bigger fish to fly (chinese pronunciation) so I will leave it all in your capable hands (wear asbestos mitten and a million sun-block) to lettuce know in the comments.