Cutting your Arms off

I don’t own Harry Potter Magick Wands that can Kill At A Distance.

I don’t CARE if other people do.

I DO CARE if Tear Your Wrist organizations like the entire collection of Govern Mentes do!

I understand the chemical history of these fyre sticks arising from ancient China where they discovered that if you fermented feces with urine it made Salt Peter. How they ever came to the point of brewing their excrement into something that turned salt into Peter is beyond me. Maybe Lizard People from outer space put the idea in their heads? But what the Chinee did do with the salt was to mix it with Brimstone (the flower of Da Debil!) and charcoal (again - how the fuck does ANYONE come up with these recipes A Priori?

6 parts Pot Ass Eye Yum Night Rate
6 parts Stinking Yellow stuff to Vulcanize Rubber Tires with
6 parts Charred Nat King Coal

I guess if you were an Al Kehm Mist and fucked around long enough to find out you would realize you were on to something after you blew the back wall of your hut out and the smoke cleared.

But what did the Chinee do with it? They used it in FIRECRACKERS to make loud noise and stinky smoke during RELIGIOUS rituals to SCARE AWAY DEMONS.

Enter: Whitey.

When the Jesuits invaded (yeah, they’re scattered throughout history like ticks) China to steal all of their technology like spaghetti, wheel barrows, pheasants, the compass, and printed money, they got the bright idea that instead of scaring demons during a parade with those paper dragons as long as a city block, they could kill other humans with it.

And the Age of Gun Smoke began.

That’s all well and good if you are a dutiful slave that goes to foreign countries to use alkymy and sorcery to merr derr other people on command, but when the uppty slaves get to thinking that they could use said objects to defend THEMSELVES against all-commers, then it starts to put the hackles up on the Handlers.

The brilliant team that Timothy Watson worked with (my apoligies because their names aren’t on this machine) explained WHY the Witch Trials faded rather quickly:

The advent of the Blunderbuss. A hand-held weapon that could level quite a number of villagers at the door who were keen on dragging you off to the Village Oven for a Bake-Off on the whisper that you were a Witch, when you were a normal woman targeted by the REAL WITCHES for extermination so that all that would be left in the village would be the marrowliners of The Kraft.

The presenter kept emphasizing that the vague U.N. wording included Small Arms and LIGHT weapons. First thing I thought of was the Laser installation on Maui.

Would the UN be going after that?

The restrictions were on SHIPPING heavy arms, but that would let the POTHEADPOTUS off the hook since he didn’t ship any of the stuff to Afghanistan before he gifted it to the Tally Band.

Ain’t it keen how they can get around their own rules with word games?

The presenter insisted that NOTHING can get in the way of the Constitution or the Second Amendment.

What has to be bitch-slapped into those kinds of well-meaning retards is that

INTERNATIONAL TREATY SUPERCEDES THE LAWS OF ANY NATION.

So, nice, manly posturing there bud; but the freakass animals that you pretended to elect into positions of gang rapage know different and will act different than the spell that you have put yourself under.

Theres 900 MILLION Harry Potter Potty sticks in just the US.

That’s three fire harms for every man, woman, and bediapered infant.

Yet here we are. The footshock dog is harmed to the teeth yet cowers in its cage doing NOTHING!

Doggy is going to roll over and play dead when its master tells it to.

Wouldn’t make any difference. Unless the Jackheads have sheilding and ways of disabling Active Denial electronic weapons their old-school Chinee Shit Shooters can’t even be raised in defence or offense - so…

Game Over.